Naomi Krista Ramos

gay, retarded, has a bf cousin, and acts cool by saying she smokes.

wow i hate that girl, reminds me of a naomi krista ramos

by imnotgay101 June 9, 2019

Doing Krista

When you are flyfucking at least 2,5 years.

Also, fucking Krista.

Y'all: "Why is this man pausing brewjob to fuck this poor fly?"
Me: "He's doing Krista, fuggedaboutit!"
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Roomate: "Why is this nice lady nekkid on my friend?"
Me: "She's doing Krista, nothing to worry about!"

by ssphynxx December 17, 2023

Hot krista

The act of slightly seducing someone, but in return recieving an undesired head butt.

I pulled the Ole hot krista on him and now my head hurts.

by RB Money August 20, 2024

El Paso Krista mista

When you’re sitting at the cardio office and you let one rip, but instead of it going out the back it shoots up the front and through the cooter picking up the moisture and becoming a mist.

It’s hot girl, hit me with that good ol El Paso krista mista.

by Drfupaloopah December 30, 2025

Michael Krisfalusi

A man from Ligonier, Pennsylvania who is the only known living human to have been fathered by a Chupacabra.

His mother became pregnant when she was raped by a pack of wild Chupacabra's while vacationing in Mexico. During this encounter, the snorts, shrieks and screams could be heard echoing for miles.

Michael Krisfalusi's mother had sex with a Chupacabra

by Lovely hat November 20, 2017

kristanna

Kristanna is a rare but amazing name. Kristanna is gorgeous caring and amazing I can go on for ever and ever about kristanna. She's absolutely everything anyone would ask for. Kristanna your amazing be yourself because it just lights up the room and makes everyone smile

Kristanna is awesome

by 💖🍍 June 29, 2017

Krisha

Krisha is a very kind girl, she's the best girl to date. She's cold and shy at first but once she gets comfy, you'll see her goofy side. Don't mess up with her, she's scary af. She's lovely and sweet. She's perfect and very sexy.

guy 1 : i saw that ure dating Krisha, she's the girl of my dreams.
guy 2 : Uhh yes, she's worth the wait and she gives all her effort to her s/o.

by Blonde Armpit Hair October 16, 2021