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Julesitis

Julesitis refers to the progressively deteriorating condition that non-average men may suffer from as they discover and unravel the wondrous world that "Jules" may bring them into.

Common symptoms are:
1. Believing you are in the most blissful sitch when you are around Jules. One patient of Julesitis has described it as the "most blissful state of existence" he has ever found himself in, when being exposed to Jules.

2. Cardiac arrhythmia and unpredictable fluctuations in the temperature of cardiac tissue.
3. Inability to focus on everyday things as the thought of Jules makes everything seem less pertinent.

4. Commonly feeling #blessed by a superior deity or deities; likely the Greek gods.

There is currently no known treatment for Julesitis and it is currently being researched how diagnosis may affect life expectancy.
"ooph yikes...i think i'm developing Julesitis. What the hell are the chances!?"
by j106p117u108a101l115 June 27, 2021
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Jules

jules is mine back off
by gay soup April 26, 2022
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Gary Juled

Getting Gary Juled is when you get the worst possible outcome in a game (not getting a single generator in dead by daylight or no team members on the MVP board in overwatch), so as punishment you have to listen to Gary Jules mad world
We just got Gary Juled, play mad world. Ffs
by Mr Fod October 22, 2022
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Jules

A gender-neutral name reserved for the sexiest mfs on the planet.
“Wow, Jules is so swag. They are slaying in that outfit today!!”
by starkskiddo May 14, 2022
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Jules

A women who gave her first kiss to Oprah Winfrey and lost her virginity to her boyfriends father.
Best friend: How was it?

Jules: Hidden in the closet.
by Cut Up Clothes February 29, 2024
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Jule

A german girl living in germany.
Can't ski and everytime she tries, she fails.
May or may not has a big drinking problem.
Apparently there is only one girl with this name...
by Just_Another_Man November 22, 2021
mugGet the Julemug.

David Jules

David Jules is the ultimate French you want to avoid. He doesn’t talk much, but he certainly catches your attention. He is intelligent, calm and tough. He takes opportunities that life brings along. You might accidentally fall in love with him without noticing. You don’t want to get too close to him cause it’s better to keep him as a lover, just like an old movie that you want to watch again time to time.
David Jules? Your middle name is Jules?
by Belea November 22, 2021
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