josephine langford

Josephine Langford is a queen and a stunning goddess and she is perfect and cute and AWH OMG IM DYING.

meaning of perfection; Josephine Langford

by josephinelangfordangel January 2, 2019

Josephine

One that grows together .

Can you be my Josephine

by Littlehaiti103 February 22, 2022

Josephine

Josephine’s are femme fatales. Usually with dark hair and lighter eyes. They speak to you in french while they f*ck your brains out. They are some of the most complex and confusing women around but hands down the best. To experience the love of a Josephine is to be blessed. They are the best in bed, with an unmatched hunger for sex and they surely create the most passionate sex you will ever experience. Josephine is beautiful, alluring, and charismatic. She is like the siren of all the women.

Josephine was the prettiest girl I had ever seen.

by manfromnewyork November 21, 2023

josephine

josephine is a lanky camel.
She likes fish and feet.

All the guys want her but she into way older guys.

guy 1: woah look at her shes so hot
guy 2: thats josephine, hey josephine wanna go out
josephine : no ew u guys are soooooo ugly u look like flys but wait whos that guy over there?
guy 1 : thats my grandpa he is 95-
josephine : HEY DADDY I LOVE U

by dobby's child November 22, 2021

Olivia Josephine Alonso

The most beautiful and amazing girl in the entire ecosystem. Absolutely gorgeous and intelligent. You will never meet anyone quite like Olivia Josephine Alonso. She is a literal genius and when she applies herself, there is no stopping her. It is unfathomable that someone couldn't like her. She is giving, kind, loving, and caring. She is an amazing kisser and with every little kiss you will fall more and more in love with her. She puts her heart and soul into everything and never gives up. She loves her family and friends and cares unconditionally for her significant other. Whoever dates an Olivia Josephine Alonso, must be the luckiest person on the planet because nobody is worth solid gold.

Did you see Serena with Olivia Josephine Alonso?
Yeah, they're pretty happy together.

by eli19 August 4, 2017

Smelly Josephine

When you shit on 10 £50 notes, then shove them down somebody's crevice. Then you ram it up the man's arse with an object of interest.

"That boy is such a twat, I'm going to give him a Smelly Josephine later."

by haha ye man November 9, 2020

Josephine

A true best friend. Despite your mistakes, she will still stand by you and try to understand you. When she says that she loves you, she means it. She’s a crackhead. She loves NF, she loves Shawn and she has a big heart. She is not self-centered, she is a big teddy bear to me. Someone I want to protect, someone I can lean on, to talk to. Trust a ‘Josephine.’ You won’t regret it. She’s a quick responser and would send you videos of her being a dumbass to make you laugh. She can also gossip with you which is really fun. She’s a best friend anyone could ask for. She’s got the spark.

Josephine: “eating oreos for you.”
*she knows you love oreos*

by shawntheshawp November 27, 2021