jonah dijoux

bad author

jonah dijoux is a bad author

by hmmmsmolpp December 7, 2022

adam jonah

A person who will one day get many bitches and make it big time in the world

You know son, one day - you will be a great Adam Jonah

by trapgawd666 January 10, 2017

Jonah

a cool ass mutha fucka.
likes to have a good time all day, every day.
a person who pretty rad, but can be a dumbass at times.

dude, that kids a jonah.

by worrrrrrrrrdddd. November 23, 2009

Jonah Bear

The most amazing guy in the world! Sexy, smart, funny as hell & amazing in bed!! Every girl needs their own!!

Jonah Bear is on his way home with Chinese food and a movie.

by Pookerson August 26, 2011

Jorah

This girl is so amazing. she always makes cake and yeah. She is very pretty and sarcastic, and has a good sense of humor and style. She is a future filmmaker or fashion designer, and loves roasts. you will find Jorah at a library or at her house, for she despises traveling. yo love this Kidd

Jorah Rox she so Kool and hot and sassy

by very berry butts May 4, 2018

Jonah

Deez nutz
Deez nutz
Deez nutz
Deez nutz

Jonah like those nutz

by Timidest July 16, 2021

Pulling a Jonah

Being unable to answer more than one question at a time.

Kelly: "Hey Jonah.. what are you doing on Saturday and where are you?"
Jonah: "I'm at the office."
Kelly: "What about the first question? And do you believe that walruses really exist?"
Jonah: "Of course they exist. That's a silly question. I love walruses."
Kelly: "You still didn't answer the first question. What are you doing Saturday? And why do you love walruses?"
Jonah: "They're just so cute and they taste good. Btw, What are you doing Saturday? Want to hang out?"
Kelly: *facepalm* I see you are pulling a Jonah again..

by kaypea April 19, 2011