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Jordan

A man with a massive penis. So massive that it makes Hulk Hogans arms look like tic tacs.
Girl: Bob has a Jordan and I like to ride it all night long
by SOB72 May 6, 2017
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jordanesque

a word to define all forms of perfection
Holy shit, that was a jordanesque shot!

Damn, look at this painting, its Jordanesque
by ur mother April 17, 2004
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Air Jordan

uh-oh! there is poop on the toilet seat. Looks like I will have to Air Jordan this one.
by handleslice899 June 2, 2015
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Jordan-kyle

The act of mixing up a person's first and last name because their last name could easily pass for a first name, provoking extreme anger from a person.

Usually only premenent in italian New Jersey suburbs, because of the stress of maintaining a constant fist pump whenever listening to 'Guido Beats'. This fist pumping action results in extreme irritablility, therefore a heightened reaction from the first-last name mix up.
Dayo: Why did jordan storm off like that?

Jer: Well you completely Jordan-kyle'd him.

Dayo: Well his parents were dumb enough to give him a last name that could be a first name he deserved it..
by JROC444 December 8, 2010
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JoeDaniel

Two boys who have always been best friends since birth. They are always getting into trouble and it seems they created the word trouble. They both live in the same state and at times people will question if they are gay. When they are together with things such as four wheeler's or dirt bikes there is a 99.9% chance that one will flip. This explains people who are JoeDaniel's
Did you see that "JoeDaniel" they were definitely friends in the womb?
by texaslovers December 24, 2016
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jordan connor

A hot daddy literally flaming hot. makes me want to die because he’s so hot. but sadly he’s engaged, well not sad because he’s happy but sad for everyone who likes him.
jordan connor: you’re daughter calls me daddy too
by satan is me February 16, 2019
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Jordan Knotts

Noun. Prounounced, Jordan Kah-nots.

A "Jordan Knotts" is the typical nimrod of every highschool, city, state, etc. A Jordan Knotts claims they are completely straight, but everyone knows they like to suck big black cock on the weekends. A person defined as a Jordan Knotts typically finds pleasure in shoving wide, thick objects up their anus and feels the need to be turned on by things the average person wouldn't normally be turned on by or things that are frowned upon by society. For example, their mother, your mother, their grandma, jews, their father, turtles, black poop, bloody poop, and even period blood. A Jordan Knotts can appear awesome at first, but don't let them fool you. They're are quite the trickster!
"Jordan Knotts is such a Jordan Knotts."

"Dude, stop being a fucking Jordan Knotts."
by purrgostine wong December 6, 2011
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