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jinglespinjelqing

jinglespinjelqing is defined by a person rotationally performing the art of jelqing, which resembles a top being spun, thus giving us the jelqing variation known as spin jelqing. Spinjelqing by itself is the basic act of performing jelqing rotationally, however, the specifics of jinglespinjelqing refer to someone spinjelqing during holiday time, most often Christmas time, thus the element "jingle" in the name. Jinglespinjelquing refers to an individual engaging in spinjelquing in the christmas time
My apologies for missing the wedding, I was pre-occupied with an extensive session of jinglespinjelqing, because it's Christmas time of course
by Gudmonke February 4, 2025
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Jinkleminer

A word to describe someone of unfathomable greed and lust. The word derives from an ancient langues used primarily by the people of Carcosa and created by Hastur the Unfathomable. The use of this word against someone who does not match the description will turn the user mad with pure biblical pain and agony. The abysmal experience will last until the user apologizes by having a fungus bog with the recipient of the misused insult.
you are a Jinkleminer, Joah Sather. I only hope pain upon you and your family.
by Sarconious Balboney November 26, 2025
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The Jingles

A sexually transmitted disease characterized by a tingling sensation in the genital area, accompanied by occasional "jingles" or brief bursts of discomfort.
FUCK! I got the jingles.
by the jingles warrior February 16, 2024
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