Jeremia

Jeremiah is the guy you meet once in your life once he's part of it so do not let him go. This is the guy who loves pineapple, who talks to everyone, who makes everyone laugh who is beautiful and who is difficult to part with. Once you have the chance to know him, do not let him slip away.

Jeremia: don’t let him go

by Clarise2001 May 9, 2019

Jeremy

Jeremy is a downright awesome guy. He's smart, funny, and a great friend. He's handsome and a bit of a heartbreaker.

The name Jeremy is also often given to a male who is born with a big brain/penis.

Guy: Damn, I wish I was like Jeremy!

Girl: Who's that hot new guy at school? I think half the girls have fallen for him already!
Friend: He's Jeremy.

by ASpasticTurtle December 6, 2012

Jerome

Jerome is the most amazing person in the world. He will make you smile every second of the day and comfort you when you are down. he is the most loving caring person you will ever meet.he is one of those people you would die for. He is the most hot and stunning guy in the world. If you ever meet this kid back off because he is mine

Girl 1-dude who is that
Girl 2-jerome he is soooo hot
Girl 1-is he like single

Girl 2-well girl back off because he is took by me

by the_boppin_unicorn December 4, 2018

Ron Jeremy Event

Named for the famous porn star, the Ron Jeremy event is an accidental occurrence that happens once in a while to people who frequently download television shows and movies from file-sharing platforms.

In order for a Ron Jeremy Event to occur, a show or movie is innocently labeled (i.e. South Park s15e12 - Timmy's Birthday.avi) by whomever is closely guarding his porn from the snoopy wife or girlfriend who hates South Park. An unrelated party then downloads the file expecting innocent content. The file may be opened right away or may sit and share for months before being watched. When it is first opened and the discovery is made, the Ron Jeremy Event has occurred.

As those who relabel their porn keep a small porno-stash, they value quality over quantity. Thus the best porn on the internet is always found in the form of a Ron Jeremy Event.

A: "Did you see the latest episode of Weeds?"
B: "No - I thought I downloaded it, but I ended up having a Ron Jeremy Event."
A: "What did you get?"
B: "Powertool Massacre."
A: "Any good?"
B: "Awesome. I'll burn you a copy."

by Cool Hand Duke November 9, 2007

Jeromed It

Anything over-engineered without need or poorly engineered or poorly designed.

This product sucks, "Jeromed it".
He "Jeromed it".

The engineer that designed this "Jeromed it".

by h055 January 4, 2020

jeroming

The act of sleeping with someone - usually a stranger or distant acquaintance - on their birthday.

I met this dude as his birthday party at Tokyo Delve's last night. I ended up jeroming him on Kevin's couch until 3am.

by CouchHopper January 18, 2014

Jeremiah E

Jeremiah E (or just Jeremiah) is........
-self absorbed, lacking humility
-probably intelligent or smart, into history.
-has absolutely horrible music taste
-can be funny, but he’s regularly obnoxious
-usually has brown hair, brown/hazel eyes
-usually is tall-ish and lanky
-his sport is swimming

Guy #1: yo, Jeremiah E bored the crap out of us yesterday
Guy #2: lmao sameeee

by Bananas_and_oranges June 10, 2020