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jeremy kyle

A talk show host from 'The Jeremy Kyle Show' on ITV.

Basically he is a little weasel of a man who sees every situation on his show as either black or white (life is not that simple), he loves to shout and scream at his guests and has a awful habbit of labelling someone after knowing them for only two minutes, he will take his first impression of a guest then go on a hot-headed rant and ridicule him/her, followed by pathetic howling and cheering from the sheep in the audience. He seems to feel big and mighty having a audience and security guards behind him.

The whole show is horrible to watch as it just about laughing at people who's lives are in the gutter. I don't defend the usual type of guest on his show, but i think the looking down and embarresment of people in front of the whole nation is a sick thing to be considered entertainment.
JEREMY KYLE: Hi welcome back, our next guest brian has just made his way onto the stage. Hello Brian welcome to the show, so you have a child, and you like to go out drinking.
BRIAN: Yeah just on the weekend sometimes.
JEREMY KYLE: -YOU SHOULD GIVE UP THE DRINK IT'S PATHETIC YOU HAVE A CHILD!!!

(audince starts howling)
by mickyash2008 March 22, 2008
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Jeremy Dyson

the non-acting member of the League of Gentlemen, sticks to writing and producing the material. Amateur magician.
Jeremy Dyson didn't invent the Dyson vacuum cleaner
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jeremy miles ferguson

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Quietly and mysteriously sexy.
Also bringing a new meaning to the 'pout'

He was born with a pout

He cannot be out-pouted

(smells like shit according to Andy Biersack)
Dayum, she was pouting like Jeremy Miles Ferguson in that selfie yesterday...
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jeremy head

The lowest of the low. Jeremy heads tend to be on the left side of the political spectrum. They are usually either a Furry or a Bronie and have also been known to shoot up schools.
Look at that Jeremy head over there he is masterbaiting to furry porn.
Oh no! That Jeremy head reached into his backpack we should run away!
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Jermaya

You look like a “jermaya”.
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jeremy ying

A type of cactus with short spikes. Usually used to describe a hard, near-bald guy, that gets mad when his crush is mentioned.
Look at that Jeremy Ying, what a tryhard.
by Dysteria December 23, 2022
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