java2107

the yeeter skeeter himself he will fuck your wife and children. he is the only force that is known to delete karens off of the fucking earth. he is the ultimate power.

OH SHIT IT'S JAVA2107

by Just A Fuck Boy July 5, 2020

Java Job

To give a blow job afer taking a drink of hot coffee.

Louis got a java job during his Valentine's day breakfast in bed.

by Maxamillion Man May 22, 2006

java

coffee (from the Indonesian island coffee was exported from)

My mom can't wake up without a cup of java.

by Light Joker August 11, 2005

java log

A fireplace faux-log made mostly from coffee beans.
It is most effective when a handsome blonde-ish man (preferably named Opie) and his male friend (preferably a stupid stand-up comedian with an unclipped cock) light one up and then do the homo thing.

Hey man, let's put on a java log and play a Robert Reed roleplay!

by Jimmy Robinson November 15, 2006

jayvan

Handsome

You look like jayvan

by anonymous June 7, 2021

Java Slut

One who spends a copious amount of time at various coffee shops.

person 1: Where is Kelly?
person 2: It's llpm and she's still at starbucks. She's such a java slut.

by Nish_NYC May 3, 2008

Java Nazi

A derogatory term for those who prefer the Java programming language over C++. Mostly used by C++ programmers, since C, Lisp, and perl fans are not engaged in a direct holy war with Java programmers (Lisp is rivaled by perl, and C is rivaled by assembly).

Sam: "Oh shit. Valgrind says I have 600 megabytes of memory leaks."

Jacob: "Memory leaks? Oh right, C++ doesn't have garbage collection. Why don't you use a REAL language?"

Sam: "Shut up, Java nazi!"

by bytbox September 27, 2009