whompy-jawed

When you have any two things that are supposed to join together as one to perform a certain function and they don't fit together the correct way they are whompy-jawed.

If you are using a pair of scissors and they don't cut correctly and the blades shift and won't meet like they are supposed to then they are whompy-jawed.

by Blonde Bombshell_77 October 13, 2008

jaws of life

The tool they use to cut you outta your busted car after you smash it while smokin a blunt, drinking a brew, or running from the cops.

They had to use the Jaws of Life to get Dan outta the busted Jetta he boosted

by Garym79 February 7, 2007

Jabber Jaws

One who talks incessantly about his/herself or anything in general.

Jill is such a fucking jabber jaws, it's like 'shut the fuck up already.'

by EatMyShorts89 April 1, 2009

Slack-Jawed

This word is used to describe a less than somewhat retarded person.Given to them because when they are usually standing around
looking into space with their mouth open and drooling on themselves.

Look at that Slack-Jawed Hillbilly standing over there picking his nose and his ass at the same time.

by Mojo Maniac August 20, 2008

jaw jackin

Spouting bullshit. Or telling a bullshit story that someone believes.

Player1: Dude did you hear the John's brother got arrested with drugs
Player2: Naw man he was just jaw jackin ya. His bro is fine.
Player1: Fucker

by Mitchman99 November 13, 2006

Jaw Surgery

a magnificent blowjob of great excellence.

hey, chelsea had jaw surgery last night. yeah, cause she was sucking on my dick!!!

dude...amanda got jaw surgery last night. if you know what i mean!

by v&m101 May 24, 2009

Jabber Jaw

A name given to a person that talks too much about nothing.

And you know he said it was something like I mean what he was saying was well I think he meant to say...

by Rex A. Jones April 26, 2005