Janet

She is the best grandma ever she will do anything for you she is so caring and love for

Janet

by LoveHeaven November 21, 2019

Janitor

It’s DAX... What Dax always brings up in his songs or should I say freestyles and remixes

Person: Hey did you attend Fouseys Hate Dies Love Arrives concert
Human: Oh yea didn’t Dax perform and bring up his bs story about being a JANITOR

by Mr. 69420 March 14, 2020

Matias Janitschek

Matias Janitschek (Assholius Erectus) is an animal native to the eastern United States, and is well known for being found wherever their is a copious amount of alcohol. Main food groups are beer, small children and promisquous human females. Very dangerous party animal, it is suggested that if you see one you immediatley call your local animal control, police department or national guard center. DO NOT attempt to capture as a matias' jaws can crush titamium. If you find yourself cornered by a matias start praying because religion is the only thing a matias fears.

Girl 1: Who is that guy drenched in beer and blood?

Girl 2: thats a Matias Janitschek!!!!!

Girl 1: Why's he covered in blood?

Girl 2: He must've mated with Christine!!! RUN!

by Turtledyke January 13, 2010

Priscilla Janeth

She is the most gorgeous thing your eyes will ever see, usually she is a short person like in the 5’s, she has black or brown hair and those big brown eyes which make her adorable 😍 she goes through a lot of shit but she keeps her head up and she is determine to make all her dreams come true. She’s the best friend you could ask for they are trustworthy, loyal, honest, she will always put other people before herself, bro just protect her at all cost because she loves you. If you are a guy and she likes you then that means that you got something special cause it really hard for her to fall in love with someone, just know that you are her main and only one so please treat Priscilla Janeth like a QUEEN 👑 Cause she deserves it. Oh! Also she is a really innocent and sweet angel 😇

Person 1:OMG! Did I died already

Person 2: Why???
Person 1: I’m seeing and angel
Person 2: No that is Priscilla Janeth

by Just trust me bro December 6, 2019

brad and janet

-Two of the main characters from the cult musical The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

-Brad=ASSHOLE
-Janet=SLUT

When Brad appears on stage, the audience screams "Asshole!"
When Janet appears on stage, they scream "Slut!"

by rhpsslut February 15, 2006

Janet

Fictional character, who is the prettiest thing on the planet, has a body hotter than a habanero, and lips like a ripe pomegranate, and a smile so incredibly radiant you had to watch it through a peice of smoked glass.

She also owns a copy of Joe Dirt on dvd.

from Weird Al Yankovic's new song, close, but no cigar

Then I met sweet young Janet,
prettiest thing on the planet,
had a body hotter than a habenaro,
she had lips like a ripe pomegranate.

by Zankou February 6, 2007

Janter

A fusion of the word Jack and Banter to form Janter meaning banter that is a bit naughtier than normal, banter from Jack the lads that may be slightly more insulting than hoped and pushes the boundaries of political correctness.

Why are you so fat??? ->>>> because every time I do your mum she gives me a biscuit!! Calm down its only a bit of Janter!

by jwliverpool January 6, 2013