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january 30 

this is the day where the BADDEST BITCHES are born. they don't care what other people say and if someone tries to talk poorly of their friends...... there is going to be a funeral. They are psychopaths and if their chats got leaked with their best friend... they are getting death sentence. They know how to deal with bullies and put them right in their place. Eye rolls are their signature look and nobody has better humor. They instantly know when something is wrong or when someone is fake and decide to keep it to themselves. Not to mention that they give you many chances but NEVER forget what you did even if they act like they don't. moral of the story, YOU WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH THEM!!!
Person 1: 'How did Joane die?"
Person 2: "she messed with a January 30"
january 30 by bad bitchez October 21, 2020

January 3rd 

The day you creampie a females asshole, or big cum in between her titties
I can’t wait for January 3rd so I can anal tombstone my girlfriend ass hole with my fat nut.
January 3rd by Undertaker334 October 17, 2019

January 30 

If you were born on this day, you are probably very very very unusually pretty and kind and caring and beautiful and the best at everything you do and are just perfect
Person 1 : WAIT YOU WERE BORN JANUARY 30
Person 2 : yes why
Person 1 : damn. That’s epic. That explains alot
January 30 by DARA57CAREY November 4, 2020

January 3rd 

National Tell Your Crush Their Your Crush Day

Tell your crush you like them on January 3rd and hope that they read this
"Your my crush. Today is January 3rd so its 'National Tell Your Crush Their Your Crush Day' if you must know."

"Oh ok, wanna hang out later?"

January 30 

Fuck a guy named Samuel,Jonathan,Henry, and julio
Girl:hey
Samuel:hey
Girl:I’m gonna fuck u
Samuel:oh yea

Samuel:it must be January 30

January 39

This date does not exist, is you were born on this date you do not exist. YOUR LIFE IS A LIE!
Person 1: Yo I was born on January 39
Person 2: you do not exist you dirty demon

Person 1: ah
January 39 by AWeirdUmbrella January 5, 2021