fuck off janet

The vine that says fuck off janet I’m not going to your fucking baby shower.
Usually someone quotes this vine when someone asks them to go to an event they don’t want to go to all the time.

Hey I am having a party this Sunday!
Fuck off janet you had one last month.

by 5p bags from asdas September 15, 2018

janet from mlms

u think i know ur god damn last name? who cares ur some stupid girl going around thinking ppl talking crap bout u. FIND ME BITCH ill help u out.. my fierst period teacher is ms velez and my father is mr pop witts

a dick, my first period teacher is ms velez

by war255 March 17, 2005

Tell us about it, Janet!

Originally from Rocky Horror Picture Show, the phrase is now used when someone is about to tell you a story you don't want to hear, in the hopes that they will be confused/distracted enough for you to change the subject or flee the scene.

Exercise caution when the mark is actually named Janet.

Talia: That reminds me of when I had a four hour conversation with Ben Stein about economic theory...
Bruce: Tell us about it, Janet!
Talia: Wh-
Bruce: *flees*

by DoubleDDucky October 14, 2015

Make like Janet Jackson and nip out

To pop out for a brief period of time, like Janet Jackson's nipple at the Superbowl.

I'm just going to make like Janet Jackson and nip out - anyone want anything?

by Hobbo78 April 23, 2011

Janet Riley

National Hot dog and Sausage Council President and ‘Queen of Wien’

“I love my hamburgers like I like my sandwiches; the same way. But nothing compares to a good old wiener” - Janet Riley

by Cheeseburglar69 February 5, 2019

Poop Janet

That feeling when yo balls fall of

“Oof I have a poop Janet.” “We need to get a a divorce David.”

by David1987:) January 9, 2022

Clare Janet McGovern

the greatest, most prettiest, hottest, and best. a literal celebrity.

Look at Clare Janet McGovern, she’s such a Clare Janet McGovern

by erenyeager March 16, 2021