jackass ridge

The ubiquitous section of the map in video games where snipers hang out, and do nothing but snipe at people.

Bob, quit camping jackass ridge, and come capture a point or something already!

by N0RVY April 10, 2010

jimmy jackass

offesive term that describes a flamboyant person who lacks a firm grip on reality

in mixed company "JJ" can be used

"Look at that guy! Swerving through rush hour traffic. While smoking and yakking away on the phone." "What a Jimmy Jackass!"

by Courvoisier T. Johannsen September 28, 2006

pompous jackass

A pompous jackass is a person who is often enough bigger than they appear. They are full of themselves and at every opportunity will inform others of their position and the level of authority they have (or think they have). When in reality they are just merely an individual who has no common sense but find themselves to be superior to everyone else. Oh and they never take the blame when they mess up.

Hey have you met Erika?
Yea, she is being a real douche to her workers.
Oh yea, that's her...she is really just a pompous jackass that no ones likes.
I feel bad for her workers.
Don't worry, she has something coming her way.
(Leave laughing!)

by YouMessedWithTheWrongKid November 29, 2013

jackass zoo

A large collection of morons with whom you have to share a space on a frequent basis.

Man, I need a new job. I can't handle working in this fucking jackass zoo.

by Speedwell Stu May 23, 2008

Inbred Jackass

Somebody who says they'd do their relative if they weren't related to them.

Guy #1: "Dude, if she wasn't my cousin I'd totally bang her."

Guy #2: "Shut the hell up you inbred jackass!"

by Buranator April 2, 2009

fucking jackass

A person who makes shit up to be funny, but has no real sense of what is actually funny and/or interesting, and/or worth anyone's time.

"Hey, I'm a fucking jackass, I'm going to go comment on every new youtube video (hopefully with just the word First),then I'll get into an arguement about how much better my country is, probably drop a few racist comments, call someone a fag, maybe imply that someone's mother and I have performed some sexual acts, and afterwards I'll make up stupid shit and post it on Urban Dictionary, or anywhere else I see a submit button!"

by antisurvivalist April 2, 2008

local jackass

a delusional little fucktard (perhaps an ex boyfriend) who is a nonstop nuisance and drama queen who simply will not and cannot go away (attends the same school, workplace, etc.)
A local jackass is with often also feel the need to put a wedge in any relationship they do not like their victim(s) having.

Either everyone or no one will understand how much of a kniving little bitch this person is, hence making them occasionally dangerous and always a motherfucking pain in the ass.

My ex boyfriend is a local jackass who feels the sick little need to harass whoever knows me!!!! FML
That doucheweed is a full time local jackass!!!

by happyunicorn27 September 14, 2014