Jabroni

(Noun)- A professional wrestler who’s job is to lose the match. It literally translates to being “a loser.” Popularizer by the Rock but the word has been in the vocabulary or the Pro Wrestling community since the mid 20th Century.

That guy is a jabroni. He hasn’t won a match in 2 months.

by LoneWolf184 June 29, 2020

Bro Jabroni

A kind of jabroni that probably wears hemp jewelry, "skates" on a longboard and listens to white reggae. Says "dude", "brah", and "like" a lot. Schedules his day around smoking weed. Acts like a surfer but never surfs.

"Is Kurt going on that trip to Puerto Rico?"
"That bro jabroni? Hell no."

by 727Haole October 22, 2012

Jabronie

Lord Jamar

Shaq, Lord Jamars new name is Lord Jabronie

by Clerbz January 31, 2020

JaBronie

Dudes named Alec lmao

"No, bro, I don't want to educate myself on the perilous effects that corporate tax cuts have on the working class nor do I want to strengthen the flawed and underfunded American Safety Net."
"Chill, bro. You're being a JaBronie right now."

by MandemBronem February 7, 2021

Jabronie

A person who walks into Baskin-Robbins and chooses vanilla.

This jabronie, ok the total is 5.45….. fuckin jabronie

by Caplo November 10, 2021

Jabronie

The right hook to the jaw which causes a knockout.

“Quit that old shite talk before i give you a jabronie”

by Paddy Hughes August 22, 2018

jabroni

This is-uh obviously the Spanish "cabrón" filtered through the-uh Italian-immigrant "Mario" filter. How does capocolla become "gabagool? This is "cabrón" overheard by a "jamoke" who doesn't know what he heard or what he's saying.

any time someone calls someone a goat, jabroni works just fine

by tocantonto November 18, 2020