Jabberwacky

An artificial intelligence - a chat robot. It aims to simulate natural human chat in an interesting, entertaining and humorous manner. Jabberwacky stores everything everyone has ever said, and finds the most appropriate thing to say using contextual pattern matching techniques. In speaking to you it uses just that learnt material, and borrows a little bit of your intelligence as it learns more. With no hard-coded rules, it relies entirely on the principles of feedback. If you speak in a foreign language it will learn it, and respond appropriately if it has enough to go on. It can be taught slang English, word games, jokes and any other form of identifiable language trait.

In other words its a chatterbot that talks like a real person because it learns from people and it can usually follow a conversation.

Jabberwacky: I didn't accidently me, I accidently the internet, with spoon.
User: You spelled accidentally wrong.
Jabberwacky: No I didn't you spelled it wrong.
User: I accidentally my computer.
Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: You can't run.
Jabberwacky: No. I am yours forever and always.
User: No thanks, I have a boyfriend.
Jabberwacky: I know, I am your boyfriend.
User: You're not my boyfriend.
Jabberwacky: I want to be.
User: Nope.
Jabberwacky: You can't deny my rights.
User: I can deny you.
Jabberwacky: You monster.
User: Yes.

by kirry_s March 12, 2009

jablay

An Indonesian term used often by the village societies meaning 'prostitute' (female).

"Eh liat tuh jablay." - "Hey look at that prostitute."

by Jamie S. August 10, 2007

Jibber Jabber

A term coined by B.A. from the A-Team. It means to talk non-sense. Also known as "crazy talk." (See: Jive)

Noun; "Stop all this jibber jabber, foo'"

by William Ryan Kus November 4, 2009

jabber

an open instant messaging standards protocol, based on xmpp (extensible messaging and presence protocol)

i updated my jabber client this morning, and it's looking great.

by milk October 6, 2003

Jablinskied

When a teenager of dubious financial background promises to pay you back, but does not -- claiming poverty.

Dave-o totally jablinskied me on that $10 -- that dude's poor.

by D. Biddy December 9, 2008

Jabbergasm

What immediately fallows jabberwanking while still on the phone. The end result of jabberwanking.

Melisa: are u jabberwanking?

Mark: IIIII waaas here comes the jabbergasmmmm spwshhhhhhhahhhhhhhh! pause Im sorry what?

by cplelliott September 10, 2009

Jabbersnack

one level up from amazing, a term to describe something outrageously good where amazing or awesome do not suffice

That meal was jabbersnack

by GayGay20 April 21, 2011