Ivan

¨hey man did you see Ivan today¨ ¨yes he was kissing boy¨
by commiehoe May 11, 2018
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Bad fortnite player that has a .3 kd. Has no game awareness and is married to Renee Wang.
Person 1: Hey do you know any bad fortnite players?
Person 2: Do you mean Ivan’s?
Person 1: Yes I do, my bad. Also, do you know who is married to Renee
Person 2: Yes, that would also be Ivan.

Person 1: Alright thanks!
by Jamesdchu13 July 19, 2019
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1. To act in a condescending manner towards "silly emotional" women
2. To have a superiority complex (usually displayed through trying to "one-up" others in knowledge, and with a specific head tilt)
Person 1: Wow, did you see that guy trying to pick up that woman? What an ass!
Person 2: Yeah, he was really pulling an Ivan
by AliceNoNotThatAlice January 07, 2012
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Ivan is one of the sweeter most caring people alive he does face certain mood swings and has the occasional depression episode but he’s is a fun guy to be around , Ivan is one of the biggest Simps going , occasionally you will see him staring you down maybe even taking secret photos . In conclusion Ivan is sweet but very annoying
Ugh what’s Ivan saying again
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A top of the notch wanker that has the BIGGEST forehead with the smallest brain capacity known to man
by The Italian Mafia July 06, 2018
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A Fat Person Who Hasn’t Gotten Pussy In A Couple Years.
by Rodrigo Hernandez May 18, 2020
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the "creepy" fagtard that works at GameStop. Known for subtle threats to young boys' virginity while offering car rides home and playing the part of a mentor. Young men beware! Ivan is out there... and he is looking for YOU.
"Dude... did he just offer you a ride home? Watch out he doesn't try to Ivan you!"
by MamboMan April 07, 2005
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