Ivan

big dumb gay nerd who likes BOYS

¨hey man did you see Ivan today¨ ¨yes he was kissing boy¨

by commiehoe June 4, 2018

Ivan

Ivan is a jerk kind of person. He may seem nice at the beginning but at the end he is a heartbreaker. He is a very smart person BUT not that handsome sometimes.

Yo your smart but mean. U are a Ivan

by MwahahahAhahahAHAHSHYDUCHSH December 1, 2019

Ivan

1. To act in a condescending manner towards "silly emotional" women
2. To have a superiority complex (usually displayed through trying to "one-up" others in knowledge, and with a specific head tilt)

Person 1: Wow, did you see that guy trying to pick up that woman? What an ass!
Person 2: Yeah, he was really pulling an Ivan

by AliceNoNotThatAlice January 7, 2012

Ivan

Ivan is one of the sweeter most caring people alive he does face certain mood swings and has the occasional depression episode but he’s is a fun guy to be around , Ivan is one of the biggest Simps going , occasionally you will see him staring you down maybe even taking secret photos . In conclusion Ivan is sweet but very annoying

Ugh what’s Ivan saying again

by Ordinaryblokemabso August 2, 2020

Ivan

A top of the notch wanker that has the BIGGEST forehead with the smallest brain capacity known to man

Your forehead is soooo ivan

by The Italian Mafia July 6, 2018

Ivan

A Fat Person Who Hasn’t Gotten Pussy In A Couple Years.

Hey there goes virgin boy ivan

by Rodrigo Hernandez May 18, 2020

Ivan

the "creepy" fagtard that works at GameStop. Known for subtle threats to young boys' virginity while offering car rides home and playing the part of a mentor. Young men beware! Ivan is out there... and he is looking for YOU.

"Dude... did he just offer you a ride home? Watch out he doesn't try to Ivan you!"

by MamboMan April 7, 2005