Ivan

the "creepy" fagtard that works at GameStop. Known for subtle threats to young boys' virginity while offering car rides home and playing the part of a mentor. Young men beware! Ivan is out there... and he is looking for YOU.

"Dude... did he just offer you a ride home? Watch out he doesn't try to Ivan you!"

by MamboMan April 7, 2005

ivan

A little fat kid...might look hot when hes older...but not likely

Girl: Whos that fat kid?
boy: thats ivan..he likes big macs

by Lolrawr123 June 5, 2009

IVAN

like a hurrican; home wrecker; husband stealer; gavin lover~maybe; rocket

Her affair with josh ruined his marriage.

by BITCH February 18, 2005

Ivan

An ivan can talk behind your back, but pretend to be your frined when your near. When you really are hurt then he will help you, other than that he will pretend he's ok with you. But if you ever have someone ask him what he thinks about you, then he say the truth, bad or good, who knows, but if he knows the person that asked is your friend he might end up lying, bad or good, or he will say the truth.

? 1: hey look it's ivan
? 2: i heard he's talking behind someone's back again
? 1: wow poor person

by Otaku_here April 7, 2019

Ivan

A fucking Weeaboo with a big dick. Never leaves the house. Probably puts peanut butter on his asshole and lets his dog/cat lick it. Smart at school but not with girls.

Ivan you fucking Weeaboo!

by Fatboyyy23 December 5, 2016

Ivan

Ivan who’s is Ivan ? Ivan is the ugliest fat peace of shit that wears the same cloths everyday

“Ivan your so fat “ “ Ivan your wearing the same cloths again “

by Tuttle7856 December 12, 2018

Ivan

Normaly illiterate, ugly and can't cook for shit.

Normaly identified by being over 6ft, with short hair and big ears.

Shrek/Ivan

by salmonmann September 8, 2010