Iranian Cat

One of the best breeds of cats in the world. They are very expensive.

I just bought an Iranian Cat.

by Johny_Jewish January 18, 2008

Iraqi Information Minister

Blatantly lying while evidence is present to contradict what you're saying.

IIM: The infidels will die here, they're on their last legs!

*cameras show US and British troops rolling freely throughout the country*

by Irie April 10, 2003

Iranian Cluster Fuck

A sexual indulgence not at all involving the Iranian people or its beliefs. The act entails dousing oneself in plutonium and masturbatory fluids while religiously praising the glory of our Dear Leader, Kim Jong-un. Afterwards, the individual must sneak through the Chinese border--Seppuku must take place if the individual in question is already within the nation of China--and continue to obtain nuclear launch codes on which he/she will smuggle into Iran via the anus so that a large group of security guards will have to manually retrieve the said object with their hands. This is done solely for the pleasure of the individual.

Guy 1: Shit, brah. I got so zobbled last night that I participated in an Iranian Cluster Fuck with that mentally crippled cousin I told you about.

Guy 2: The Holocaust was a lie, bro.

by Kiki Reeves August 2, 2012

iraci

the act of filling your anus will cream soda (normally the man) then having complete sexual intercourse while holding the cream soda in tightly, and right as you orgasm you release the cream soda and let it drip into the girl's (or guy's) face.

Sally is crazy... she asked me if I wanted to pull an iraci with her. I said yes.

by SantaHugsKissesCupidStaples May 12, 2008

iraqi road stompers

those sandels with the straps all over the place, that usauly old men wear.

dude, check out jakes iraqi road stompers, my dad has the same pair.

by thejeepguy93 March 4, 2008

Iranian General

The act of loudly ejaculating in a urinal at a shitty restaurant in a bad neighborhood to show off your flex.

I went into waffle house to pull an Iranian General, but Trump pretty well beat me to it in real life.

by Nb68 January 3, 2020

iraqi desert bear

an elusive, endangered, majestic creature that dwells in the unsettled deserts of iraq.

Army POG- "Hey there Marine what happened to you?"

Salty Marine Grunt-"you ever try to fight an Iraqi Desert Bear?"

Army POG-"No"

Salty Marine Grunt- "Dont"

by gruntoif3 January 7, 2010