fart in the wind

Describes how fast one leaves an area, usually very quickly, as a fart would dissapate quickly in the wind.

When those cops showed up, he dissapeared like a fart in the wind.

by Vinz Clortho April 8, 2008

sheets to the wind

A scalar quantity to describe state of mind, preferably a state of drunkenness with 0 being the smallest possible quantity and 100 being at the top of the scale. Place your coinciding number in front of the phrase to illustrate how drunk you are.

Yo, I went to work 70 sheets to the wind and not only did they send me home but I got driven home.

by cl8on August 24, 2010

wind shitter

A wind shitter is someone who shits wind in League Of Legends

yasuo and yone on the same team 10 deaths each on ranked game
"the wind shitters brothers are feeding" says depressed jhin who just wanted to play a normal game

by Not Akashi 117 April 2, 2022

suck wind

In business, to perform very poorly.

The company's revenues are off 20%, profits are down 25%. They are really sucking wind.

by Krace November 16, 2004

Gone with the wind

When someone/you silently disappear without anybody knowing where.

"Where has she gone?".
"She's gone with the wind"

by Independent-definer May 10, 2018

Golden Wind

1) When you fart while peeing
2) When you pee while farting

*farts while pissing* AHHHHHHHHHH WE'RE GOLDEN WIND

by HinokamiNut December 29, 2019

broke wind

someone who farts...who cuts da cheese, who lets one go

Corey brokewind in shop class...it smelled crazy nasty.

by tasha September 26, 2004