Imaginary womanizer

The kind of guy that in his mind is a womanizer, though you never actually see him with anybody.

They brought the imaginary womanizer a blow up doll to sit with at the restaurant thinking that he wanted to know that he wasn't alone.

by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021

imaginary beef

You have beef with someone for no reason or beef that doesn't exist

Sarah: I have beef with Laura!
Sadie: Sure, it’s probably imaginary beef
Sarah: No, it's not
Sadie: Do you know why you have beef with her?
Sarah: No, I just do
Sadie: Exactly, that's imaginary beef

by NotLauren22 November 11, 2024

imaginary number

if you did not know an imaginary number can be obtained by getting the square root of a negative number.
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it is basically can also be visualized as a 2d plane where the real number line is the x axis and the imaginary number line is the y axis

but like no one cares
it is the number of brain cells i have because i am such a dumbass that i don’t even have negative braincells

Person 1: This dude is making Nyquil Chicken.
Person 2: Does this stupid dumb idiot have an imaginary number of braincells?

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 25, 2025

imaginary money

stocks, bonds, mutual funds, investment portfolios or whatever lol

what are you talking about; my net worth is way more than yours...
yeah, that's imaginary money, homie...

by jayg244 December 28, 2025

I.T.F. (Imaginary Task Force)

The task force agents that are only visible by tweakers. The ITF is like the DTF (Drug Task Force) in some ways, but they hold different credentials, as in, the ITF are shapeshifters and they usually go away when you eat and go to sleep. The ITF sets up surveillance through power lines, radios, outlets, microwaves, etc. Aluminum hats are only thing that can interfere with the signals. And they are unable to see you if you peek out the blinds. Also, the ITF usually are hiding out in trees or bushes outside a tweakers garage and most certainly outside their sheds.

Shhhh…be quiet yo. The I.T.F. (Imaginary Task Force) is here and listening to us through the vents.

by Holytweak June 29, 2024

Imaginary Haters Syndrome

It's what people have when they are obsessed with and compulsively insist on playing the victim and keep on bragging that they have haters that keep on hating and abusing them. The said haters can be questionable as they could be based on their own imaginations.

That Eden singer sure has a chronic Imaginary Haters Syndrome. She's still gonna use it as her personality even if she might have future appearances in Eurovision, overshadowing her "talent" and sportsmanship and respect among her fellow artists. Can be connected to having delusions.

by basedonfacts July 13, 2024

Imaginary stoner friend

A imaginary friend that a stoner creates when smoking alone stoners can have as many imaginary friends as they want

1st Stoner: sup bro who you talking to

2nd Stoner: oh what naw I was just talking to rocky

1st Stoner: who rocky

2nd Stoner: my imaginary stoner friend who is a rock

1st Stoner: oh sup rocky want to meet mine

2nd Stoner: sure

1st Stoner: this merlin my imaginary stoner friend who is a turtle

2nd Stoner: sup merlin

1st

by anonymous December 9, 2022