Hey Luigi!.. Yes Phil. You better crank up the pizza oven for this order, B'cuz it's for Ian, the pizza foodie. He'll be here in 30mins and Lord knows we need them yelp reviews!!!
by Bridgeport's finest March 4, 2021
Get the Ianmug. Ian is a very wonderful person. He's insecure about his cock size but that's ok, I'll suck it none the less.
by CumSlurper5000 January 14, 2021
Get the Ianmug. by AccidentalPrecum April 1, 2017
Get the Ianmug. Ian- big penis
by Ian is a fat duck December 8, 2020
Get the Ianmug. by TheTruthTeller69420 August 1, 2020
Get the Ianmug. An Absolute Chad of a man, He is the only one that could beat Goku in fight. The shear power of this trigga is bewildering. Each and every time I hear this trigga's name my legs go cold and I shamble to the restroom to shit myself,the shit runs down my legs...Then I hear it,as the Elden Ring Boss music starts God(Ian) rips my roof off and picks me up by my neck and stare at me, only to stale my nearing death.
by Fairly Asian June 7, 2022
Get the Ianmug. Scottish version of the English name John. The corruption stems from as late as 1989 from the Indiana Jones film "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade". In this film, Harrison Ford plays Indiana (Dr) Jones, who nearly plunges to his death when he steps on the letter "J" as the first letter of the word "Jehovah", when every good classical scholar knows that this word actually begines with an "I". Therefore, seeing as though I was actually born in 1979, for the first 10 years of my life I was known as "Jan", and it was only with the release of this film that my true name of "Ian" was made known to me through the self eveident truths of Holywood.
by Ian/Jan July 21, 2006
Get the Ianmug.