If I were you I would run.

A calm way of saying RUNNN

There's four people coming. If I were you I would run.

NEVER RUN!!!

Anddddd we lost.

by AntiOof December 1, 2021

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Would I Grant It?"

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Would I Grant It?"

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Would I Grant It?"

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025

Bubble was never published. I seriously would like to know why. If you can not be that considerate, I will gladly delete Urban dictionary and all its links from my device.

Fu assholes

Fu Bubble was never published. I seriously would like to know why. If you can not be that considerate, I will gladly delete Urban dictionary and all its links from my device.

by Spun Sideways July 7, 2018

If I was the president that just wanted to do anything... I would just leave him there.

OK, so, you going to bring him back then. You're not the president that just does whatever, therefore, you're not going to just leave him there. I mean, AFTER you make those fucking tech retards pay me but yeah. That is what the words you said meant just there.

Trump "If I was the president that just wanted to do anything... I would just leave him there."

Hym "Ok... You see how you're trying to just leave him there, right? Like, you're claiming you're not the guy and then you are doing the thing that is commensurate with being the guy... So, bring him back. Pay me first AND NOT UNTIL but... There you go! You said you'd do the thing."

by Hym Iam April 30, 2025

i would never dance for a man

what every single Tik Tok person says, like dang

tik tok person:i would never dance for a man,but him!

🐕

'starts dancing like a garbage'

by ok i pull up June 12, 2022

how would I care

The proper response when someone asks you a question you neither know the answer to nor care about.

37-year-old girlfriend of 6 years: “No seriously, where do you think this relationship is going?”
Me: “Ugh. How would I care?”

by Dolanski May 5, 2018

I would rather walk the 8k's home

When you would rather walk a certain amount of km's to your house from your current location in order to leave an uncomfortable environment.

"I would rather walk the 8k's home than deal with Sharon right now as she is making me feel really uncomfortable".

by Lilblondedevil September 27, 2021