I'm gonna break my monitor, I swer

meme made in 2018. Made popular in January 2021

Man 1: I'm gonna break my monitor, I swer
Man 2: ok

by MillioZook January 30, 2021

i'm not gonna lie

A saying Troy made up at Virginia Tech meaning he has to tell the truth but regrets it... It is spreading in popularity as we speak

I'm not gonna lie, but you are fat and ugly

by Troy April 20, 2004

I'm gonna sine your pitty on da runny kine

pootie tang phrase apparently meaning "I will perform a physical action on you", such as "I will whip your ass with this belt", or "I will have sex with you".

1. Dick Lechter, you're a bad biddy. I'm gonna sine your pitty on da runny kine.

2. Girl, you've got it going on. I'm gonna sine your pitty on da runny kine.

by WadaTah November 23, 2003

i’ll be right back I'm gonna walk my dog

A phrase used for being discrete about masturbation

She got some nice Titties i’ll be right back I'm gonna walk my dog.

by Seaker's loli October 30, 2018

I'm gonna cum to your house and knock knock on the back door

A dirty way of saying surprise butt-sex.

1.Waffles: Hey Dwarfo, I'm gonna cum to your house and knock knock on the back door. If you don't answer, I'm gonna bang bang!

Dwarfo: Yeep! I hope it isn't too surprise!

2. What rapists say to little kids when they are gonna butt-rape them.

by Dr. Dirty October 9, 2008

Fine, I'm gonna make my own <something>! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the <something>.

What I always say when someone kicks me out from somewhere. Bender said that after being kicked out of the theme-park on the moon in the second episode of Futurama.

Fine, I'm gonna make my own disco club! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the club.

by zacon November 29, 2003

Well I'm gonna get the fuck outta here like a fat kid playin' dodgeball!

Used as a goodbye, usually a fast one, as fat kids stand no chance at all in dodgeball.

Well I'm gonna get the fuck outta here like a fat kid playin' dodgeball!

by Jeff Travers April 11, 2003