Hypocrite 

Someone who whines about the double standards of other people, calls them bullies, or says they've censored their communications, then turns around and imitates the people they called bullies, says all the same things a bully would say, tries to do all the things a bully would do, but never faces any consequences from anyone for their behavior. Does everything in a slick way, then tries to call other people sick, even though it's always been the other people who were held accountable for their actions.

The hypocrite spent too much time imitating hypocrites and bullies to recognize the imitation self-serving, narcissistic hypocrite in the mirror. Being an imitation hypocrite too often doesn't come with any of the consequences for being a true hypocrite though, since people too often excuse the behavior and send the consequences to the true hypocrite.

Hypocrite by Solid Mantis July 24, 2020

Hypocrite 

Someone who can't stop whining about the way a group is treated, whether it be animals, females, black people, or LGBT people, to the point that even people from some of these groups are getting duct tape to put over their mouth and saying we're happy already and don't need to be treated any different.

The hypocrite was whining about the way different groups were treated despite being a hypocrite like everyone else.

Hypocrite by Solid Mantis August 2, 2020

Hypocrite 

Katie hopkins.

Katie Hopkins is a hypocrite.

Hypocrite by elamenapee February 6, 2021

Hypocrite 

When you've been told by your boss to wear a facemask on federal property and hours later you found your boss doesn't wear one on federal property.

Joe! Define the word hypocrite!

Hypocrite by Justin9991 January 21, 2021

Hypocrite 

It’s like saying something bad abt a thing and then the next minute you do the “bad thing” idk if you understand

When I was like 11 I used to steal my moms cigs and smoke em. So one day I was like “ Ayo big booty mama, like smoking is so stupid” she agreed. LIKE BITCH YOU SMOKE CIGS YOUR SELF YOU HIPPO, aight I shouldn’t be talking lol. I guess that’s the definition of a hypocrite. If you don’t understand that sound like a you prob ☺️Nah jk jk, I hope this was like idk helpful and shit 😔

Hypocrite by Yummyoldmomcigs August 23, 2021

Hypocrite 

A person who says not to do one thing and does that thing anyway

person a: Al Gore is such a hypocrite
person b: i know! global warming is such bullshit!

Hypocrite by omnomnomnnomnomnomnomnomnomnom April 19, 2009

Hypocrite 

A person who complains about something another person does/says when they do/say they same thing.

Example 1:

Teacher: You need to do well in school, obtain a college degree so you can do well in life.

Student: So why was George Bush president when he had a C average?

Teacher: Don't ask me, as the government.

Student: HYPOCRITE!!!!!!!!!

Example 2:

Doctor: You need to stop smoking. As you should know smoking causes cancer that may lead to death.

Patient: Sure, doctor. I will.

Outside

Doctor: *takes out a cigarette and lights it up*

Patient: *just so happens to walk out and see him and points* HYPOCRITE!!!!

Doctor: SHIT! D:

Hypocrite by allergictobullshit May 2, 2010