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L. Ron Hubby

A con-man husband who nickel and dimes his wife, requiring her to buy lots of stuff for him (typically money they don't have) in exchange for a minimal amount of unsatisfying sex. He also often keeps his wife secluded from the outside world in a cult-like fashion.
Jeez I totally want to take Linda out and show her what a good time is all about but her man is such an L. Ron Hubby.
by DreamReaper December 28, 2023
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Hubby

A man who is almost your husband but just not there a comrade a hubby (not daddy)
Her: Goodnight hubby

Me: damn I ain’t shit
by Regegis November 10, 2019
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Snow hubby

The male equivalent of a snow bunny. A white male husband, boo, Bae etc.
Brad Pitt would make a great snow hubby. hubby
by Strawberry cupcake September 14, 2017
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hubby mode

When your boyfriend takes care of you when you being crazy. ( emotional)
Oh no it’s that time of the month gotta go into hubby mode boys “
by Summertimeluv June 14, 2021
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Ring hubby

I love my ring hubby so much!
by ImposterAsh July 14, 2023
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