Simp Cuck Temp-Hubby

A man, usually older who has a 'polyamorous' marriage with a woman, usually younger while knowing she can pick up more ass in one month than he could even hope for in a year. He pays for her boob-job, hair, nails, facelift and botox which helps her pick-up even easier, and no one is surprised when she leaves him for another man taking half the house,

car, business, assets and anything else she can get her hands on.

Eg. Rando: Which one is your simp cuck temp-hubby?
Wife: Who cares?
Rando: Shouldn't we make sure he's chill with us getting together?
Wife: Yeah, sure.

by GarMic October 9, 2023

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hubby mode

When your boyfriend takes care of you when you being crazy. ( emotional)

“Oh no it’s that time of the month gotta go into hubby mode boys “

by Summertimeluv June 14, 2021

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Snow hubby

The male equivalent of a snow bunny. A white male husband, boo, Bae etc.

Brad Pitt would make a great snow hubby. hubby

by Strawberry cupcake September 14, 2017

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Nubby Hubby

A charming, good looking man, that is considered husband material with missing appendages or fingers. Hence having nubs, therefore, making him a “Nubby Hubby”. Commonly known as a single man in the Indianapolis area who ghosts women on dating sites after giving them a nub rub. (See other definitions)

“Nubby hubby gave me some action tonight with his strong hand.”

by DaWrongBish January 21, 2022

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