Banana Hike

When two people, at least one with a penis, sneak off to perform sexual acts.

See also: 'Love rug ramble' for the lesbian alternative.

Person 1: Where have Jon and Lisa gone? They've been ages.

Person 2: Pretty sure they snook off on a banana hike.

Person 1: Ah. Typical.

by yoshi12 March 14, 2017

zachary heikes

Tall, goofy man with little boy issues mostly known as "Slongious" almost looks like Sid the sloth ugly little man boy

Damn Zachary heikesyou ulgy as fuck

by mc467710 March 16, 2017

fucking hike

A hike that exceeds 6 miles in length.

Ms. Webster went on a 4 mile damn hike; however, If she hiked two more miles it would be a fucking hike

by Honorespect June 20, 2017

Winged hike

A very bad feeling that almost every guy goes through, when your balls are so sweaty and they stick to your leg and you have to walk around for hours with it

Person 1:why the hell are you waking like that right now
Me: what you’ve never had to take a winged hike

by Npic June 8, 2018

Mike Hike

The subtle act of walking into the woods, only to be gripped on the shoulders by leathery carpenter’s hands and sodomized with a floppy picklesque piece of birch and or maple.

Mike : hey Brandon! Why don’t you go take a Mike hike you buttslut?
Brandon: I’m already on one! (Continues getting raped)

by Cody Bustaloady March 18, 2020

Street hiker

Someone who goes for a walk on the road with all of the proper hiking equipment for not reason at all.

There goes Karen walking down the road with her hiking boots for no reason at all... She's such a street hiker.

by Thehumantorchcooksfood June 4, 2021

Chase Heike

Chase heike is the best person you will ever meet, he changes your life and makes it 10x better! if you have him in your life your a lucky duck. He’ll spoil you and love you like nobody else can he’ll make you feel special and you’ll always want to be around him.

girl 1: your dating Chase heike?
girl 2: yes i am and he’s amazing

girl 1: wow your so lucky

by unicornsduh September 19, 2021