Holden

A sweet, caring, adorable kiddo. He will definitely speak his mind, when he doesn’t wanna be with people, but when he does wanna be with people, he is the sweetest most huggable person ever. If you get a chance to meet an Holden, never let go of him, you will regret it forever. I love you Holdie. ❤️

I met the sweetest guy named Holden.

by Magic_in_my_bones November 4, 2022

Holden

White boy that only listens to music by dead, white people. He loves to hang around black people, hoping that he will one day be able to say the n word.

Holden dees nutz

by Lovely Little Lad March 23, 2023

Holden Curry

When a man is hooking up with an Indian woman, he will throw up on/in her vagina and eat it out.

I don’t feel too good, I had a lot of Holden Curry over the weekend.

by Jimmy Anderson XD September 25, 2023

holden caulfield

Protagonist of the best book ever written for teenagers, The Catcher In The Rye. Holden is depressive, narcissistic and self obsessed yet he is strangely sexy and overwhelmingly likeable. Just ask any teenage girl (or boy, if you swing that way): Holden is the sexiest literary character ever.
Yes, even more so than Sirius Black.
Holden refers to everybody as a phoney, hates his private school friends, hates himself and hates just about everything else.

"Damn, I would so spoon Holden Caulfield!"
"If Holden Caulfield were alive today, there is a 98.9% chance that he would be emo...and sexy"

by bandanasarerad January 17, 2007

Holden Racing Team

Most succesful race team in one of the most succesful touring car race categories in the world - largely due to the fact they run the best cars in the world: v8 gm holdens that is. Pisses on the pathetic 2 litres and jap gt500 cardboard racer shite

holdenfan1: 'hey the hrt won again *pops champagne cork*' holdenfan2: 'gee i'd hate to be a wanker ford supporter, or worse still a homosexual small-dicked japanese rice-car lover'.

by roron June 5, 2003

Holden

The big gay

You see that faggot playing the contrabass clarinet, yeah that's Holden; what a dumbass

by TennesseeVolsFuckedYourMom May 30, 2018

Holden

An unloyal fuckboy who sexually complements other women in front of his lovers. He’ll get mad when he can’t get his booty pics or other nudes or if he can’t take no for an answer.

Your boyfriend is such a Holden.

by ewewewwoo July 26, 2018