The Houston Sauna

To pass gas and lock your power windows

Administering the Houston Sauna
Driver:To pass gas in your car and lock the power windows
passenger:To hold your power window up so if the driver rolls his down atleast it gets sucked in his direction

by Jeff Browning April 22, 2008

Houston Astros

Being the asshole and knowing it is a better fate than an apology that won't fix anything but makes you look better.

The Houston Astros have options, it would be great for them to know they can choose to be the assholes of the league and still survive to another postseason in the future.

by Solid Mantis February 13, 2020

Houston Swerve

Slow, methodical curb-to-curb swerve popularized by the Houston rap scene.

Watch:
Mike Jones - Still Tippin'
Slim Thug - Wood Grain Wheel
Paul Wall - Sittin' Sidewayz

Paul: "Yo! Do the Houston Swerve."
Rick: "You out your damn mind?"
Paul: "No..."
Rick: "This is a fucking '86 Astro!"

by Swisha April 9, 2008

houston shake

When a man is recieving head from a fair lass and upon arrival of his sexual climax (and or orgasm) shakes his penis at the girl blowing him and spreads his seed all over her unsuspecting face.

I Houston Shaked that girl un till she went blind.

by Charlie Sheppard January 23, 2006

Houston Jetpacked

You get an extreemly fat chick with giant saggy boobs, strap that ho up with a dildo, get in front of that beast, flop them saggy titties over your back and down your chest ( like jetpack handles) squeeze them bad boys and let her rip up your asshole...

Also reffered to as the Houston jetpacker

Dude I can't wait until I go to fat camp this summer, I'm gunne get Houston jetpacked so many times!!!

Dude That was the best Houston Jetpack ever!

Why are you limping so bad bro?"..."shit man I got houston jettpacked so hardcore last night"

by D-Hutch December 31, 2008

Houston Calls

A powerpop band from the kickass state of new jersey as in Lyndhurst, New Jersey. Currently signed to Drive-Thru Records. And one of my favorite bands of all time :D

* Thomas "Chitty" Keiger – vocals, guitar
* Jose Lopez — guitar, backup vocals
* Ryohei Richard "Okie" Okamoto – keyboards, backup vocals
* Jarrett Seltzer – bass
* Joshua Michael Grigsby – drums

Former members
* Tommie Clayton – drums
* Kenny Ryan – guitar

i commented houston calls on their myspace and they commented back!

by make.a.wish March 15, 2008

houston texans

expansion team

The Texans are 2 years old

by ZZ99 March 23, 2004