desperate housewife

when your girl is on her hands and knees moppin' up the dirty dirty in the kitchen, surprise her with your broomstick and clean out the cobwebs.

My desperate housewife was on her hands and knees so I cleaned out her cobwebs.

by Arica Thiel, Elizabeth Miller, Lora Gill November 17, 2005

housewife syndrome

When a person (man or women) decides to spend their life living off of someone else's success instead of making a life for themself.

WARNING: these people are generally good at mental manipulation and might make you feel like you are stuck, but there is always a way.

Friend 1: "Billys got such housewife syndrome, it's like he's happy that he found a way to get by and doesn't even want his own life"
Friend 2: "ya i think I'm having the same problem with my girl, and it's really bringing my life down"

by Nickbb22 June 9, 2018

Horsebite

when a adult grabs a youngsters balls with his teeth and makes horse noises

hey james come on over here and let me give you a horsebite

by jwyman March 15, 2010

housewife

to penetrate someone using a broom or a mop

Man i got with this girl last night and i housewifed that hoe

by ale van April 22, 2008

Greek Housewife

A woman who has not shaved armpits, legs or upper lip and her jungle book in many months

- "Girl, i should shave for my date, i look like a Greek Housewife"

-"Yeah.You better, if you don't want that man to run for the hils screaming!"

by LOL-ing at Tina-izms November 27, 2012

housemate

to have sex with a person who participates in community living.

My friend just housemated with my fellow housemate.

Watch as the majestic female lioness housemates with the pale, troll of a cooper (communal living practitioner), also known as my housemate Jim.

by mkyd March 7, 2010

Housefit

Noun. An outfit that one would wear only in the house. Usually a bizarre, uncool or ridiculous combination.

"I'm sorry, I can't go out now, I just put o a housefit."
"Oh girl, I'm really loving that housefit, very interesting."
"I haven't done laundry, you should see the housefit I'm rocking right now."

by Anais 28 May 14, 2010