San Hopeless is another term for San Jose California. if you are a born and raised Land Shark you understand why the term fits.
I'm from san hopeless
by LAND SHARK LAZLO September 26, 2017
fucking Hopeless - when you've been going out with a girl named Hope and she starts cutting you off below the waist, then your best friend tells you that she found a guy with a bigger dick, a nicer car, more money and who eats her out until she comes three or four times before he even thinks about asking for a blowjob, you realize you are fucking Hopeless.
"I called her grandmother up on her landline and she said the little slut ain't home, she's probably out fucking that good looking guy with a nice car lots of money and all those sores on his tongue, I guess you're fucking Hopeless. Too bad, I liked you. Want to come over and pump a hot load in my ass for sympathy? Bring a pack of camels and pint of gin if you do."
by Handcuffmonkfish November 30, 2020
An individual who, despite deciding to take on an enormous workload, insists upon avoiding any and all responsibility, and still expects success.
Teacher: "Okay, How many of you were hopeless lerps and forgot your course objective sheet?"
*twelve hands*
Teacher: *exasperated sigh*
*twelve hands*
Teacher: *exasperated sigh*
by doctorcaptainhatterax January 12, 2012
a guy who hopelessly make music without worrying about getting something in return, music isn’t just music to them, it’s more than that and ideally they say goodbye to their virginity.
Guy 1: Man, he’s a hopeless musician, he’s never gonna get a pussy.
Guy 2: Yea dawg, mfs gonna die virgin
Guy 2: Yea dawg, mfs gonna die virgin
by punk plato October 21, 2021
Sarah, a self-proclaimed "hopeless cuddlebug," spent Saturday nights with a mountain of pillows, dreaming of snuggles.
by Hopeless Cuddlebug February 11, 2024
When you want to believe in love but you’re too toxic to make any relationship last more than a few weeks.
by Mahalien July 17, 2021
Someone who is in love with the idea of meeting someone on an online video game and then falling in love with each other.
by Celtric May 04, 2022