holodecking

To open the door to the bathroom and walk away while someone is sitting on the toilet...preferably during a dinner party or other social gathering. The effect is to both embarrass and paralyze the person being holodecked. Crew members of StarTrek probably do this to new crew members. They trick the noob into thinking that the holodeck is actually a bathroom, waiting for the newbie to get settled into a grump, then shutting off the program and opening the door for everyone to laugh at.

Dude, gather everybody up and meet me in the hallway...I think Missy needs a good holodecking.

by RedBalloon January 12, 2007

hooded ninja

An uncircumcised penis.

Some woman prefer guys with hooded ninjas.

by suicideboy January 4, 2008

hooded soldier

A hooded soldier is a confident man who takes pride in his foreskin. A hooded solider knows the power and appreciates the function of his intact penis.

She keeps coming back for that hooded soldier.

by Hooded Solider November 2, 2015

Hobosexual

The attraction to homeless people.
There's just something about that musty smell.

Firend: I have something to tekll you.
Other Friend: What?
Friend: I'm a hobosexual.
Other Friend: WTF is that?
Friend: Ya know that guy that lives under that overpass by the mall?....

by paramusic February 22, 2011

Hooded Soldier

Someone who contains extra foreskin on the hood of their penis.

Little Johnny Foreskin is a hooded soldier.
My teacher is a hooded soldier.
I think my dad is a hooded soldier.
Dude John Goodman is obviously a hooded soldier.

by ohyeah76 October 5, 2009

hooded destroyer

There has been legends about the Hooded Destroyer, but one thing is for sure; it is an uncircumcised penis that has destroyed the inocence of many.

1. "I destroyed her pink pussy lips with my massive Hooded Destroyer..."
2. The Hooded Destroyer does not believe in foreplay... EVER!
3. The Hooded Destroyer will kill your family...

by chad, ian, frank and alex May 19, 2008

Hoboken Hotdog

The act of sticking your penis in a girls ass and then putting your dirty penis in her mouth.

She gets hungry after anal, so I gave her a Hoboken Hotdog.

by Blue May 17, 2004