Hisoka is daddy and his monster peepee taste sooooo good. Ah~ but he’s a good character antagonist and is a pedophile along with anther character.But he’s married to Illumi
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Get the Aja Delia Bird Is Machi Kamicine And Angel Jose Robles Is Hisoka Morrow mug.The religion of of Hisoka is people praising him as there all mighty god. Hisoka is a Hunter x Hunter character that’s famous line is “bungee gum is made of both rubber and gum”. The commandments of Hisokaism is 1st, you must honor Hisoka and only Hisoka. 2nd, Bungee is made of both rubber and gum. 3rd, GOooNNn. 4th, Name another god and Hisoka will spank you.
Are you Christian? No I’m Hisokan. Your what? Hisokan. What is that? I believe in Hisokaism now shut up.
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So here are sins and prayers.
Sins
Finding another hot
You must only find hisoka attractive. Finding another attractive is a sin in hisokaism and can be forgiven for if you stop that phase, once you do you can pray to him that you have found another attractive.
Not believing in illumi
You must believe in both illumi and hisoka. Illumi is hisokas loved husband. In hisokaism, you must believe hisoka and illumi are the best married couple in anime. You must say they are husbands that are amazing for each other and mean it.
Not believing your good enough
I’ve believed I’m not good enough many times, even today..but it’s forgivable if you pray you are as good as hisoka.
Praying
Everyday you must say “bungee gum possesses the properties of both rubber and gum, join hisokaism.” in comment sections and even at school, we spread the word.
So here are sins and prayers.
Sins
Finding another hot
You must only find hisoka attractive. Finding another attractive is a sin in hisokaism and can be forgiven for if you stop that phase, once you do you can pray to him that you have found another attractive.
Not believing in illumi
You must believe in both illumi and hisoka. Illumi is hisokas loved husband. In hisokaism, you must believe hisoka and illumi are the best married couple in anime. You must say they are husbands that are amazing for each other and mean it.
Not believing your good enough
I’ve believed I’m not good enough many times, even today..but it’s forgivable if you pray you are as good as hisoka.
Praying
Everyday you must say “bungee gum possesses the properties of both rubber and gum, join hisokaism.” in comment sections and even at school, we spread the word.
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Get the Hisoka mug.The gayest clown you will ever meet. Bffs with the prettiest man in town. is a pedophile and simps over a 12yr old boy ⭐️💧 eventually gets married to the prettiest man in town.
you will never be as pretty as gay clown whore man.
you will never be as pretty as gay clown whore man.
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