Horny High

When you smoke mad bud and your really high and really horny. So horny that your not even touching yourself and you feel intense pleasure.

I'm having a horny high right now and it feels amazing!

by The one from above May 6, 2011

high noon

(noun) The time in which the sun is the highest in the sky, allowing for the sun to get in neither of the participant's eyes during a Western draw. Our favorite futuristic cowboy often notes when this time occurs.

It's high noon...
Draw!

by UrbanCommision January 4, 2018

Lambert High School

Hook em and Cook em! The school in the suburbs of Atlanta in Cumming GA, all puns intended. This is the school where everyone judges and hates on just about everyone. This is the school where sex isn’t an option. Drama thrives through the blood of everyone in this school. This is the school where the admin doesn’t give a rats ass about anyone unless it looks like it’ll ruin their rep. 90% of the staff is white. All the guys float their hats on their heads with long shaggy hair thinking they look cool but anyone can see they look like a homeless idiot. Looking through the parking lot and only seeing trucks and mustangs? Oh hun that’s normal. Depressed? Anxious? Suicidal? Welcome to Lambert High School!

Welcome to Lambert High School!

Fuck that i’m outtie.

by anonymousbrownie2 August 30, 2018

bethlehem central high school

a brick building filled with so many potheads, if you burnt it down the whole town would get high

That kid must go to bethlehem central high school cause I bought some grass off him yesterday

by Oxicleanchugger June 14, 2017

lincoln jr high school

A ghetto ass school that looks a prison. Short ass people be sending nudes at age 11 . Bitchy ass school, principal be changing EVERY year. Fr fr

George: Did you go to Lincoln Jr High School?
Sam: Yes
George: You must be ghetto.

by Syeeet September 7, 2017

Kenwood Academy High school

A school in Chicago’s south side which still can’t get the temperature right and has a really good jazz band.

Teacher: Do you know Kenwood Academy High School?
Student: Yah that’s where R Kelly went
Teacher: Sadly yep

by YouKnowWhoTheFuckThisIs*** January 5, 2021

Highly Educated

When you smoke weed you get high. When you read books you get educated. However, when you smoke weed and read books at the same time you get high educated.

Random person: How did you get so highly educated!!!!
Quiet kid: By smoking weed and reading books at the same time…
Random person: Cool so what did you learn?!?!
Quiet kid: Bruce Lee Chicken Norris level fighting techniques and styles
Random person: Other than that???
Quiet kid: Comebacks and roasts directed at the school bully and also how to shoot up the school with an AK-47
School Bully: DiReCteD at wHo
Quiet kid: You
School Bully: *Charges and prepares to kick quiet kid’s ass
Quiet kid: *Kicks school bully with a flying dick*
School bully: *face gets disfigured * *loses 4.20 teeth and breaks 69 bones leaving him paralysed*
School nurse with an X-ray: *noice*
Quiet kid: Reaches for his bag
Class clown: EvEryOne ruNNnnn
* No one runnnns*
Quiet kid: Shoots school bully to death with an AR-15
School bully: *flipping dies*
School bullies’s accomplices: *fricking dies*

Whole school: Starts cheering
Everyone one at school: CAREFULLY HE’S A HERO

by - Bully Maguire Pizza Time December 13, 2021