Hermit-crabbing the pre-stage to prairie dogging.
by CornBlake September 18, 2017
A hoe who uses men the way a hermit crab uses a shell. When she grows out of one, she's on to the next.
by Turtletot February 06, 2018
Someone who in a public place, usually a school, sits on the side of the desk and absolutely refuses to leave even if forced. Usually male.
Oh great there's a desk hermit on the side of my desk again. Taking my god damn space. I've got no elbow room anymore... arrggghhhh. GOD DAMN YOU DESK HERMIT!
by HappyDays2126 November 22, 2010
by Tony the Garboon May 12, 2021
The Ones Of The Highest Order. Just Like A Bill Our Face Can Change But Our Value Is Never Taken Away. It Is A New Time. Hermit Mafia Must Prosper.
by Elotez December 08, 2021
by Lightningmcqueef February 11, 2019
Modern technology (more specifically home computers and smart devices, audio/video chatting services, messaging services, and remote desktop apps) that allows someone to work in almost complete isolation - mostly in one's own home.
Well I guess I've been preparing for a quarantine for awhile now. With all of my hermit tech, I haven't set foot in an office for YEARS! My coworkers know I'm an email or phone call away, they just don't know exactly where I'm at - and they probably don't need to.
by Steve J March 14, 2020