Here It Comes!

Phrase used when someone is about to release a bad fart/burp. Indicates to the people around said person that it's too late to escape the impending stench.

While sitting next to Matt on the bus he shouted "Here It Comes!" Then the dreaded smell of rotten eggs entered my olfactory.

by ghorg February 21, 2011

Here I sit

a rhyming poem about someones activities in the bathroom, usually written on the wall inside a stall.

Here I sit all broken hearted came to shit but only farted. On the seat I wait and wait, I guess its time to masturbate. Now I've cum and now I'll go see you tomorrow fucking bowl.

by Wonkeybro June 11, 2010

Here’s the thing

A term one says as they’re about to either give valid reasoning for something (often with a bit of sass) or spew absolute bullshit

Ex. A: “Here’s the thing; if you’re really trying to lose weight, you should probably avoid eating fast food every other day”

Ex. B; “Here’s the thing; you can’t be related to a WWII vet because the Holocaust didn’t even happen”

by ShamHolds July 14, 2018

Here’s your uncle

It means that your 40 year old uncle comes into your room with a leather mask and a leather belt and says here’s your uncle

Me: oh I dropped the soap better go pick it up

My uncle : here’s your uncle

by Beat it daddy 555 April 10, 2019

here’s a prank

okay y’all so here’s a prank. take a syringe with ghost pepper sauce and squirt it in your friends juice box/pouch. it’s bound to be hotter than the mojave desert

here’s a prank

by ohh boiii August 13, 2019

Here im great

When your friend is VERY proud because they saved £20 at asda

"i saved my mum 20 quid when I went to asda. Here tyler, I'm great!"

Or

"Here im great!!"

by !definitions_master! November 30, 2020

here of lay

This phrase was used in the 50's and 60's instead of saying the word lately.

Here of lay I haven't been feeling well.

by JoeyBomm October 14, 2021