House Helfer

House Helfer is a group chat on twitter, dedicated to Tricia Helfer. All the members are her loyal fans and are a part of a "family".

I love you House Helfer! You guys are so sweet!

by heavensentkira March 2, 2021

dick heffa

Someone who's not attractive, possibly even overweight, but thinks overly highly of themselves, never forgets a thing they've done for someone to hold it over their head for the rest of their lives, thinks they're way better than everyone, but really they're sad and lonely on the inside because nobody likes them because of their self righteous attitude and they're a dick to literally almost everyone

Bill treats people like crap and is a dick to everyone because he thinks he is better than everyone else, even though he is very unattractive.

Don't be a dick heffa like Bill.

Nobody likes a dick heffa.

by WhotheFknows_23 June 18, 2021

Swayback Heifer

A sad, old, crotchety cow. Good for Karens and tired old queens.

Karen, get your racist ass out of here, you swayback heifer.

by Gingerbear77 December 28, 2022

heffer

a word to describe an obesely obese person or a name to which you will randomly call someone who has caused you annoyance.

"oh my life! look at that heffer over there, erghh"
"argh your such an effing heffer"

by beth + megs April 18, 2008

heffa

A woman who knows better than to do something, but does it anyway.

That heffa wore my shirt after I specifically told the heffa NO!

by Gretchen March 21, 2003

Hefferpotamus

A very fat woman that much resembles the likeness of a Heffer (female cow) or a Hippotamus.

He was so drunk that he went home with a hefferpotamus.

by Dezarae86 October 29, 2007

heifer herder

–noun
a young woman that is relatively attractive that has a subconscious habit of picking "ugly" friends to reassure herself of her attractiveness in social atmospheres.

ex.

Gloria always hangs out with the ugly girls, she is undoubtedly a heifer herder.

by Peeacheyeell March 6, 2011