hauling ass

What we will do to Sony Roolz!!@

We will haul his ass down to Toilet COunty and start kickin his ribs

by Anti Sony Roolz!!1 Haha h August 1, 2003

U-hauls

Noun.

Male underwear, specifically boxers or Y-fronts.

Roast Beef: "I ain't gonna fire up my U-Hauls just to carry my junk six feet!"

by OG-nius April 9, 2008

homo sex haul

a typo but also a youtube video where a person describes all of the recent gay sex they have had.

Did you see Sarah Croce's most recent homo sex haul?

by brooms January 14, 2016

mexican u-haul

a really shitty, old pickup truck that has random junk piled at least three feet over the cab, so as to make the shape of a U-Haul truck.

hey look at that mexican U-Haul two lanes over!

by everyonesgrudge August 3, 2008

haul your ashes

To have some one give you an orgasm. To have sex with some one whether it be hetero or homosexual with deep abandon. Usually casual sex but wild, hot monkey sex.

Peter - Dude, you remember that hot chick at the bar last night?

Dick - Man, she looked hot! Did she haul your ashes?

Peter - You know it!

by Peter Gazinya June 1, 2010

Phlug haul

A truckload full of dead chinese cocks and clits with a maggoty outer layer.

Hey! Stop that Mexican! He's trying to sneak a Phlug haul past us!

by Glime Masta July 16, 2003

haul ass

to suck, to be not good, to be bad or against your will, unfair

Damn! This hauls ass!

by Anonymous June 1, 2003