Bodily Harm Clause

Oh! I almost forgot!

Hym "Blinding, amputating, or torturing. Accidental or otherwise (upto and including getting hit by a drunk driver). That is also part of the bodily harm clause."

by Hym Iam May 5, 2025

Geoffrey Harms

He is such a good guy and loves little kids

Where did he go?

Oh, its Geoffrey Harms he helping little kids

by bobbyshmurda1324 August 12, 2019

no harm no foul

the thing my dad said to me before leaving me at a bar

dad no harm no foul right son
me dad no pls
car speeds off into the distance

by cockmaster45 October 7, 2022

Harmful

Something that is either funny, not good, or painful.

Ex. "Did you see her trip in the hallway today? That was harmful."

by YOOOOOObad February 23, 2022

Harming

this guy's c*ck is huge!

Yo this guy is harming

by harming December 8, 2023

Harm

When an overweight individual has the appearance of no wrist and the hand molds right into the arm.

He has gained so much weight that his wrist Turned into a Harm.

by Venkman1 December 2, 2016

Bodily harm clause

You'll end up killing your own son.

Hym "You really gotta read those. Maiming, castrating, lobotmizing, causing brain damage, poisoning (upto and including STDs), dismembering, killing constitutes a violation of the bodily harm clause. Leveraging my life OR the lives of my families to get me to use it in accordance with your will violates the leverage clause. It's almost like you read the terms of service and now you're suggesting it on purpose! Or I'm just a really good guesser. But yeah. That's why it's there. I thought of everything and anything I DIDN'T think of is cover by the 'imaginary caveat clause.' There is no out for you. Legal or otherwise. You need to stop puffing these idiots up. This is all just kabuki for you. Either hurry up and kill us all or hurry up and treat my ailment already. Damn."

by Hym Iam May 5, 2025