hamster

(noun): a bitter tubby guy who thinks he is hot shit.

(adjective): used as way to describe an ugly fat guy, who is a conceited douche bag

Sandy: " wow, I cant believe that hamster ass mothafucker called me a scavenger!"

Lucy: " Yeah , that fat fuck has nothing else to say, he's just bitter he couldnt get any..hahah"

Sandy: " Hamsters , these days, smh"

by pgs squad April 26, 2010

hamster

a nickname for a very pointy haired, pointy nosed drummer who isn't very nice and has a high pitched-ish voice. best friends include a guitar player resembling a cross eyed rabbit and a very nice bassist slightly resembling a mouse.

Did you see hamster today? He was being such an ass, I just wanted to be like 'yo, your nose is way too pointy.'

by x0als0x December 28, 2005

hamster

A type of jamb good for propagating daffodils

All the best daffodils come out of hamster jam

by Wilber September 26, 2003

Hamster

Riders of customized Harley-Davidsons, usually with bolt-on parts instead of home fabricated parts.
More popular in the 1990's, when many middle-aged men had disposable income to waste on expensive paint jobs and bought-in custom parts.
Not true chopper riders.

Look at that purple and pink paint job. What a Hamster.

by Lucas9 November 12, 2009

Hamster

A fly chick. Simular to the usage of "dime piece."

"Yo Son, I had this HAMSTER back in the day - she was fly as hell kidddd."

by mick March 10, 2004

Hamster

Girl with a flat chest.

Oh come on Heather, you're more of a Hamster then me!

by Moitoi March 21, 2005

Hamster

A girl with an extremely narrow vaginal passage, also known as 'tight'. Hamster's are not virgins, and no amount of 'stretching' will change the diameter of the 'Hamster'.

Steve: I was nailing this girl last night, my dick almost got stuck, she was a God damn Hamster!'.

by Leah K April 18, 2008