Nae nae haircut

A nae nae haircut is the lack of a haircut.

Or if you have a bad haircut, it’s a nae nae haircut

CheezWhizAddict: Dude your hair looks like my foreskin
Whoreepuke: Nah bro, that’s just my nae nae haircut

Nae nae haircut by CheezWhizAddict April 14, 2020

mud shark haircut 

Any white girl who has low cut or shaved hair in the back and long hair on the sides. VIA reverse bowl cut

mud shark haircutmud shark jungle fever

mud shark haircut by mattygt October 12, 2011

two haircut skirt 

A term describing skirt or miniskirt worn very low on the hips, wherein the top of the skirt is low enough that it seems a certain amount of grooming of the naturally occuring hair in the lower area must have taken place (otherwise it would currently be on display). Thus, the person in question would have had a haircut on both areas in order to appear in public.

Also: two haircut pants

"Check it out, that's a two haircut skirt! Any lower and she'd get a ticket!"

two haircut skirt by grumblefish October 3, 2007

pigeon haircut 

a person who gets a new hair cut and he looks like a pigeon

pigeon haircut- hey guys. like my new do?
person- no! you look like your pigeon!
pigeon haircut- SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
person- HAHA your a pigeon haircut!

pigeon haircut by thegingeryone March 27, 2010

Manchester Haircut 

An involuntary circumcision; in particular, one carried out by British gangsters as a form of punishment

"Get your willy on the table, bruv."
"Yeah, bring 'im here. We're gonna give 'im a Manchester Haircut."

Manchester Haircut by The Hassan February 27, 2021

brunswick haircut

The haircut of overtly aggressive dykes with extremely short cut fringes & shaved sides.

Lucy got a Brunswick haircut, man, she really looks like a lesbian now.

brunswick haircut by Disco77 October 15, 2021

the liberal arts haircut 

when one of ur girl friends goes to a liberal arts college and realizes the misogyny of the world and cuts off all her hair and probably starts wearing ugly glasses. May or may not dye her hair.

Angela went to Amherst and got the liberal arts haircut.

the liberal arts haircut by rethtwtwhtrebngrnbgtr December 5, 2017