A magically inebriated creature of the female persuasion indigenous to drop-zone bars whose morally ambiguous activities include: consumption of shockingly excessive amounts of alcohol at all hours of the day; a continuous fascination with simplistic distractions, shiny objects included; year round sluttiness that rivals the antics of spring break in Daytona Beach; an unknown source of never-ending income that fuels the always escalating shenanigans; and a complete inability to comprehend "what the big deal is" with any of the aforementioned behaviors or the potential consequences inherent to them.
That booze hag couldn't set up a four pole tent on her own but somehow created a fortress of empty drinks and broken dreams around it.
by jeramy_with_an_a April 26, 2014
Get the booze hagmug. Someone from the past who's a jackass that keeps fucking shit up and putting shit off for their future selves which ultimately ends up fucking themselves over.
by Neokidboyr October 19, 2018
Get the snaggle-hagmug. an old mean lady who hates everyone but her cat. She usually doesn't have a husband, which is a good thing because if she did she would probably eat him or something. A good example of an old hag is your science teacher that you really hate.
Ms. Reese is a great example of an old hag, since she hates children, yet continues to teach at her crappy New Jersey school. She's like 90,000 years old and has krusty the clown hair. She enjoys making people cry. she is evil!!!
by spaghettieater February 7, 2010
Get the old hagmug. Man, have you seen Veronica's tramp stamp lately? That shit is saggin' and it's now a straight up hag tag.
by Seattle2Tacoma October 15, 2008
Get the hag tagmug. The primary hag within a group of homosexual men. She is known for dominance over any other hag introduced into the group, and is favored over any other hag. The Alpha Hag is often the most aggressive type of hag, and knows how to keep her gays from the threat of another hag stealing them away.
It's often said that in order for one homosexual man to meet another, he must go through the Alpha Hag for approval.
It's often said that in order for one homosexual man to meet another, he must go through the Alpha Hag for approval.
by CRizzle11 June 18, 2011
Get the Alpha Hagmug. Using social-Networking sights as a means of searching up/identifying and stalking hot members of the female variety.
boy 1: what are you doing on your Iphone
boy 2: ahh just e-hagging these hot bittys
b1: whos that hot bitty over there
b2: i know she is friends with sheniqua
b1: excellent i shall e hag shinqua's friends.
boy 2: ahh just e-hagging these hot bittys
b1: whos that hot bitty over there
b2: i know she is friends with sheniqua
b1: excellent i shall e hag shinqua's friends.
by Fetus_Juicer October 9, 2011
Get the E-Haggingmug. by Esun August 5, 2010
Get the hag-linesmug.