HAGGY

Historical saying (or slang) used to promote happiness and celebration during a Hebrew gathering - typically the 2nd night of Hannukah. Of Yiddish heritage, this phrase is usually spoken only by the most mensch.

Haggy to all except those who doubt (shayna Elekman).

by Chaz Gut November 29, 2021

Haggis

Someone's overbearing mother

The haggis is mad again

by Haggis offspring February 13, 2025

Boiled Haggis

When a woman is on her period and she queef-Dutch-ovens herself.

It brought a single, burning tear to her eye when she let rip an ol' boiled haggis; she emerged from under the comforter, a shell of her former self.

by SuxbridgeMA November 3, 2025

haggis donut

It's when your significant other spreads apart their buttocks in a manner in which they reveal their butthole. You then get some haggis and drape it over their spread butt then you proceed to eat that and their ass.

"Hey how was the Ren. Faire?"
"It was good, Tiffany and I even got to do the haggis donut after"
"Nice bro"

by JeremiahIK14 December 16, 2020

Haggy

Giving a girl terrible oral

I gave that girl a terrible haggy

by Yerrrr JJ January 16, 2025

Long Haggis

A sexual act involving stuffing a partners foreskin with meat and barley, then playing the bagpipes at their penis while they run in either a clockwise or counter-clockwise circle. Continue until they ejaculate “whiskey sauce.”

I gave Angus a Long Haggis.

by Salty Cock-a-Leekie January 28, 2024

Haggis Fanny

Term used for the unwashed genitalia of a Scottish female.

Fern has such a haggis fanny, she needs a wash.

by Theunforgivable12345 December 28, 2021