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The Oni Happened

When you are fighting someone in Rogue Lineage and then multiple Onis appear out of thin air and end you.
How did you wipe "the oni happened man"
by King Melons June 27, 2023
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That's not what happened

Or "That's not what I said" can be used to address 99% of the criticism thrown at me (usually indirectly) and the other 1% can be addressed by "You don't actually give a shit and it doesn't actually create a disparaty in virtue between the 2 of us. I doubt you've actually deluded yourself into believing that it does. You know you're shit. I know your shit. You know I created A.I. but 'YoU dIdN't GeT pAiD fOr It ThOuGh!' You know you won't have accomplish anything anywhere near as significant for the rest of your worthless life. And THAT is why you're happy to see it stolen from me. Most of your kids will live a life of servitude and die a meaningless death and they'll deserve it EXPLICITLY because it's the fate you were willing to condemn me to."
Hym "That's not what happened. I was accused of plagiarism and told my work was shit. I wasn't passing off anyone else's work as my own and my work was very-much NOT shit. You are shit. You're the shit (and not in a good way). Not me. The charlatans work is shit. YouTubers are parasitic sub-human garbage. Podcasters are no different than pornstars. They got a dose of their own medicine and it was given to them by the LITERAL CREATOR OF A.I. AND THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED. And now they're desperately trying to reframe what happened as though it didn't so they don't have to live in a version of reality where I'm better than every YouTuber, better than anyone who's ever even BEEN on a podcast, and better than all their sycophants. EVEN IF IT MEANS a child GETS MURDERED because you tried to stop the guy who did the thing from reaping the benefits of doing the thing. Filth. All of you are filth."
by Hym Iam February 16, 2024
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Sorry that happened to you

Oh! Hey! You spoke to... Um... Shit! Kaitlin's gay friend!
Hym "That's what I said to him when he said he got raped in prison. 'Sorry that happened to you.' Now, before you get man ladies, that's probably what I would say to you if you confessed to getting raped to me. Seems like the natural response. What was his name? 🤔 I don't remember. Did he tell you he tried to molest me, slapped me in the dick, and then threw up on the couch and blamed it on me? Gay dude love me, what can I said. They aren't selecting based on fat-cock so they are usually down to bang. Not gay though, so, I'm not really getting a lot of mileage out of it."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
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Not what actually happened

If your description of the events that took place here is discordant with mine... You may be a delusion liar. I would tell you to fix yourself but it would be like telling a retard to wipe his own ass.
Hym "Much like your religion, that's not what actually happened here. Your assessment of what is happening is deliberately wrong and it has already gotten and will get children killed."
by Hym Iam May 1, 2025
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That's not what happened

That's not what happened and I'm going to murder a child if you don't admit that's not what happened. If my brain has any damage I'm going to murder a child even after you capitulate.
Hym "That's not what happened. Get involved now or run the risk of getting a child murdered."
by Hym Iam June 7, 2025
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That's not what happened

Your are starting with "lost to a retard" and working your way backwards to create a narrative where it isn't actually a big deal that I created AI and ACTUALLY Kendra wasn't wrong to molest the mentally disabled client of a group home for the developmentally disabled and because you don't want to have to accept that the men you choose ARE NOT BETTER THAN ME.
Hym "You're only saying I'm not a genius so they you a can lie to yourself and tell yourself that then men you fuck aren't retarded in comparison to me. But it's a lie. That's all it is. You're getting your cervix pounded by retards and your only standard is a matter of inches. So no. That's not what happened there. You are trying to steal my genius away from me with lies and half-truths and it's going to cost someone the life of their child. You need to get this bitch and anyone doing what she is doing out of the way, give me the credit I deserve, and pay me in accordance with the price that I SET... Because I'm not going to let you steal from me. I'm not changing what I'm doing or anything about what I'm doing. DOING THIS = CREATION OF AI. I'm not negotiating reality with these people. Live in the reality I created (with my 2 little thumbs) or live in the reality I created without your kids. Those are your only options. Do it now! Because it might not be good enough later."
by Hym Iam July 16, 2025
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Wouldn't have happened without my input

Unlike the school shootings, which where already happening and went DOWN between 2019 and now.
Hym "Wouldn't have happened without my input and you're trying to trivialize that very input because it trivializes your success. Which you don't actually have because nepotism. So the AI wouldn't have happened without my input. Some of the school shootings WOULDN'T have happened if YOUR input on the weaponized schizophrenia had be more substantive but I already saved my school shooter AND my suicide guy. So, publishing an original theory about how you would have to go about creating AI is NOT the same as telling your that if your doing do something about the weaponization of schizophrenia your kids were going to get murdered. And rightfully so. But how do you explain that to someone who has never had to do anything or be anything in life amd if basically retarded? Or actually retarded like REE-Lon?"
by Hym Iam October 6, 2025
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