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Guilt Joint

The joint you're smoking while your friends are trying to guilt you for partaking in their good weed.
Dust: Hey, I hope you're enjoying that expensive-ass weed I brought along that you've been smoking all day, bro.

Jerry (Wizard): (thinks to self) - Damn, I have been smoking this weed sack all day and haven't even said thanks. Shit. "Damn y'all, why you gotta make this a guilt joint?"
by Beer-Battered January 1, 2009
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guilt lust

When you find yourself sexually attracted to someone/something that would not usually be considered attractive, and in most cases is usually seen as rather unattractive.
Jan: "I can't believe I'm saying this but..."
Dan: "What?"
Jan: "I watched Beetlejuice the other day and he's kinda hot..."
Dan: "Seems like you've got a guilt lust...I feel the same about the Grudge."
Jan: *laughs* "What the fuck even Dan..."
by _gingembre_ October 2, 2016
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valentine's guilt

The act of laughing, mocking, or otherwise messing with people who are alone on valentine's day, only later to realize your trying to get over how lonely you are on valentine's day
Joe mocked John on Valentine's day for being alone, then karma slapped him with some valentine's guilt, thus making him sad when he realized he was also alone
by Define at will February 12, 2015
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virgin guilt

a feeling of guilt associated with sexual activity, such as: losing a type of virginity (vaginal, anal or oral intercourse).
They had "virgin guilt" because they failed to keep their promise to help one another wait till marriage.
by VBKFL December 9, 2008
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Gamer's guilt

Gamer's guilt is the apologetic way that gamers talk about video games when they know other people are listening. They will shy away from in depth discussion or areas that sound nerdy and will change their tone in order to appear as if they are speaking about their beloved games in an ironic manner.

The root of gamer's guilt stems from the gamer's fear of being viewed in a sterotypical manner.
I keep trying to talk with John on the bus about call of duty but we can never talk properly because he gets really bad gamer's guilt.
by oconnest October 4, 2009
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Guilt trip

The act of appealing to emotion to get what you want.
Person 1: Give me the money!
Person 2: I've already gave you the money, you don't need anymore. We had a deal!
Person 1: I'M GOING TO SLIT MY WRISTS THEN! 😭😭😭😭😭
Person 2: Oh stop with the guilt trip ffs, you're just embarrassing yourself.
by UltimateDoge August 2, 2021
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Felon's Guilt

The type of guilt (remorse for misdeed) felt when capture/punishment is imminent. It's not that the misdeed itself is regretted due to realization that it was wrong, but only because the person is unwilling/unable to accept the consequences. Term comes from the colloquial and the legal system ("felon").
The thief was not sorry she stole; but was very, very sorry she was going to prison.
by The Ripper May 13, 2005
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