Guatemalan Handshake

A handjob in which Latin American/Mexican dressings/condiments are used as lube. I.E. salsa, guacamole, sour cream, hot sauce (if you're kinky) etc.

I was with this totally hot puerto rican chick last night.

Dude, did you bang her!?!

Nah, but she did give me a Guatemalan handshake.

by Dr. Raylove November 7, 2011

guatemalan rollup

when you skin a guatemalan and roll up the skin and eat it.

Hey man you.. you ever tried this guatemalan rollup?

by GuatamalanRollup January 14, 2020

guatemalan pack

Some weed that my grandpa used to smoke. The most reggie weed ever.

Person 1: "Aye bro my plug just hooked me up with a $5 eighth."
Person 2: "Bruh let me see that it must be some Guatemalan pack."
Person 1: "Man shut up I don't see your plug giving you $5 eighths."

by BoofGodBraedo October 6, 2020

The Guatemalan Weed Wacker

Inserting a string of jalapeños connected by dental floss or string into someone's anus and then yanking them out while making engine sounds.

I gave that bitch the guatemalan weed wacker last night bro!

by cruxiql July 2, 2025

Guatemalan fire-hose

The act of inserting your penis into one’s rectum over a heater while peeing blood inside of the same-sex’s rectum.

Bro me and you should guatemalan fire-hose to get in touch with ours guatemalan predecessors.

by Dimitrije July 7, 2025

Guatemalan eye patch

When you're getting head and smash one ball into her eye.

I gave Angela a Guatemalan eye patch for her birthday.

by Sangeo951 August 20, 2016

Guatemalan Death Grip

When your fucking so long that the cum dries out and you get your dick stuck.

Yo I was fucking CHAD and he gave me the Guatemalan Death Grip.

by Iron Man Dies in Endgame May 6, 2019