1.When you are getting some sweet head (Similar to sloppy toppy)
2. A situation in which you are being screwed over but it is either funny or the results are still good.
2. A situation in which you are being screwed over but it is either funny or the results are still good.
1. " Bro that soro-ri-whore from the party last night was good at guacing cock"
2. Person 1: Bro jess and chelsea are both trying to get with you man.
Person 2: You gotta be guacing my cock bro they are both too fine to decide.
2. Person 1: Bro jess and chelsea are both trying to get with you man.
Person 2: You gotta be guacing my cock bro they are both too fine to decide.
by Ligmacorp April 14, 2021
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Get the Guac mug.A phrase that means "lost my mind." It is commonly used by people that love guacamole or can't stand it because they don't want to lose there guacamole.
by Dragónverde September 24, 2018
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1. When you’re about to score with a spicy Latina and some Trump-lovin’ gringo ruins it by spewing MAGA bullshit like it’s guacamole at a cookout. Now you’re Guac Blocked and the only thing getting laid is the patio tiles.
2. A cockblock specifically flavored with xenophobia, queso-level ignorance, and tortilla-thin masculinity.
3. Latin distaste for members of the white community because their pale white skin reminds them how much Trump sucks.
1. When you’re about to score with a spicy Latina and some Trump-lovin’ gringo ruins it by spewing MAGA bullshit like it’s guacamole at a cookout. Now you’re Guac Blocked and the only thing getting laid is the patio tiles.
2. A cockblock specifically flavored with xenophobia, queso-level ignorance, and tortilla-thin masculinity.
3. Latin distaste for members of the white community because their pale white skin reminds them how much Trump sucks.
“I was literally about to go in for the kiss and she whispered ‘Don’t mess it up! And I didn’t! But then a Trump ad played mid Spotify yelling ‘Keep America White Again’ and she backed off like I had confederate boxers on. Guac Blocked by non-premium subscription racism”
by I’m not with him July 13, 2025
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Man 2: You take that back!
Weird guy in the corner: That dirty dirty hoe ;)
Man 2: You take that back!
Weird guy in the corner: That dirty dirty hoe ;)
by LokiTheGreyMan May 18, 2018
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Man1: Hey how'd your date go last night?
Man2: not so good... the night turned out pretty shitty.
Man1: Why didn't you score...
Man2: Yeah but she had the clap and when I pulled it out I got a dick full of cock guac.
Man2: not so good... the night turned out pretty shitty.
Man1: Why didn't you score...
Man2: Yeah but she had the clap and when I pulled it out I got a dick full of cock guac.
by Pulkmog December 20, 2009
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