scrunching a grumpy

the physical act of defecating, going number 2, shitting or more specifically: the movement of one's bowels resulting in the excretion of fecal matter, typically in a toilet.

Ciarra took matches and spray with her to the bathroom because she was planning on scrunching a grumpy.

by SlowPoke33 September 9, 2009

crunching a grumpy

pooping or taking a poop

man, I ate all that food, I went to the bathroom and was crunching a grumpy, when someone knocked on the door.

by Wolfeppt1 August 4, 2006

Gary Grumpy-Pants

n. 1. one who may easily become grouchy or grumpy, even if it is not that often; 2. one who is always grouchy or grumpy.

Anja was being such a Gary Grumpy-Pants because she got annoyed when Adrianna and Alanna wanted to slappa da bass for the picture.

by the girl from ipanema April 29, 2009

Grumpy Penis

The act of being impotent when you bring home the cute girl from the bar, for once.

Kanye: Yo. Why you gotta get all soft when you get the chick in your lap and not when you're about to whack off to the TV? Breyers so deserved her, they would have gone at it like apes!

Talon: Don't be such a douchebag! We all know after a long night of drinking that one can get Grumpy Penis!

by ABCdsizeplease October 14, 2009

Grumby

A turd that attaches itself to the inside of the toilet,so that post-flush there are still significant smudges on the porcelain

Oh man,whoever just crapped in here left the gnarliest grumby,there’s a peanut trying to float free

by MikeLeppo January 27, 2018

Grumpy Cat

Grumpy Cat is a cat who always has a sarcastic or negative comment on something.
He is also the meme lord.
All hail Grumpy Cat.

Im having such a nice day!
Grumpy Cat: No.

by purple237 June 30, 2016

Grumpy Time

The time of day in which some people always use the toilet.

My friend takes a dookie at 4pm everyday. We call it his "Grumpy Time."

by Sneaky Jennay October 3, 2009