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ball grooming

when you keep good care of your balls
timmy: i just got the best ball grooming by troy!

ciara: i dont have balls
by jaccitcock April 13, 2021
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Groom

A male You're marrying on a wedding night
My groom is late again
by 459395 March 28, 2023
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man groom

Shave and detail the male penile area in hopes of hooking up with a date.
I have to man groom in case I take a hot one home tonight!
by Adamblackrs2014 May 17, 2014
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Trick grooming

A technician used by broke hoes to train potential suitors to take care of them.
I’ve been ‘trick grooming” these simps in my inbox for months now.
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Grooming

When a child is in the general vicinity of any protest, movement, demonstration, or slogan that supports equal human rights, or awareness of legal or social injustices for people who are not straight, women or white.
I took my kid to a drag queen story hour because awareness of diversity helps reduce bigotry and fear-based violence later in life, as is my right as a parent, and everyone on Twitter called it grooming.
by anonymous May 28, 2023
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Mr Groom

A British guy who not only likes men, but also teaches computer science at a selective high school. He plays an absurd amount of Minecraft and overwatch, rivalling the means of another god gamer (only pros would get the reference). He has many colourful metaphors that he uses to convey his messages, like how he escaped the matrix and that the school system is controlling us (he is very based). Apart from liking men, he also likes kids, thus his name.
Guy one: "Bro, that kid got kidnapped today"
Guy two: "Oh it was probably Mr Groom, don't worry law enforcement will bait him by telling him about the new overwatch league"
Guy one: "You sure?"
Guy two: "Of course, no gamer at his calibre would ever miss out on that tournament."
Guy one: "Oh, ok"
by Anonymoose1010209391 June 19, 2023
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blue groom

The matchmaker of the wedding who cooks good chicken rice and hacks up loogieless spit in the mornings
The blue groom attended the wedding
by Cockatail February 24, 2022
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