Gronk

Someone who shows up where they are unwanted like a Haden. This term can be used for anything that is wrong, stupid, inappropriate, follows you around or silly.

Ahh no he is being such a GRONK, when I asked him to leave he would never listen.

That person always dampens the mood, I think they are being a Haden who is GRONK

by NiggahDude September 24, 2017

gronk

a provincial term used by surfies from the midnorth coast of nsw, australia with similar meaning slut or ugly slut

she's such a gronk i could punch her head in

by obi1666 February 21, 2003

gronk

defication

I have to take a gronk.
I just gronked in your toilet.

by pekka head October 14, 2003

gronk

a person who acts drunk when he/she is not.

You only had the neck of the beer ya gronk,

by yhl September 12, 2003

gronk

one who possesses the qualities of a doorbitch but is not actually a doorbitch - rude, unpleasant, superficial, ignorant, self-absorbed, arogant, will put out for coke

man, iknow you were drunk but i still cant believe you shagged that dumb-arsed gronk. You really should go get a bloodtest.

by james August 6, 2004

Gronk

1. To clear the state of a wedged device and restart it

2. To cut, sever, smash, or similarly disable.

3. The sound made by many 3.5-inch diskette drives.

I'm gonna Gronk you up!

by Haxor November 21, 2002

Gronk

Gronk is a comical creature that lives in an other dimension. Atleast two Gronks have visited our dimension.

Gronk has its mouth almost always open. Most propably it makes oOOoooO-OOoOo-o-OOOoooo sound all the time.

by Petri Pelkonen November 13, 2003