gronk

Elite, strong and powerful. It's the best thing in the world.

Gronk is the most important thing in my life.

by gronkyman73 January 22, 2020

gronk

a provincial term used by surfies from the midnorth coast of nsw, australia with similar meaning slut or ugly slut

she's such a gronk i could punch her head in

by obi1666 February 21, 2003

gronk

defication

I have to take a gronk.
I just gronked in your toilet.

by pekka head October 14, 2003

gronk

one who possesses the qualities of a doorbitch but is not actually a doorbitch - rude, unpleasant, superficial, ignorant, self-absorbed, arogant, will put out for coke

man, iknow you were drunk but i still cant believe you shagged that dumb-arsed gronk. You really should go get a bloodtest.

by james August 6, 2004

gronk

a person who acts drunk when he/she is not.

You only had the neck of the beer ya gronk,

by yhl September 12, 2003

Gronk

1. To clear the state of a wedged device and restart it

2. To cut, sever, smash, or similarly disable.

3. The sound made by many 3.5-inch diskette drives.

I'm gonna Gronk you up!

by Haxor November 21, 2002

Gronk

Gronk is a comical creature that lives in an other dimension. Atleast two Gronks have visited our dimension.

Gronk has its mouth almost always open. Most propably it makes oOOoooO-OOoOo-o-OOOoooo sound all the time.

by Petri Pelkonen November 13, 2003