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Gooberism

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When someone's whimsy is silly; borderline stupid.
Mat is quite a goober. He shows signs of gooberism
by anonymous August 30, 2025
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To goob or goobing is when a person laughs or giggles, followed by a large amount of excrement to exit the body, usually in the form of a sneeze or cough for nasal mucus, but can also be flatulence, or blood.
You almost goobed. They are goobing. This guy just goobed everywhere. It was so funny when she goobed.
by miss_greeny October 21, 2025
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The act of covering oneself In Phlegm
Person 1: "Dude I've been goobing alot recently and look how soft my skin is now"
Person 2: "Oh wow man! I need to start goobing too!"
by TheRotMan January 2, 2026
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The Goosening

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The Armageddon of the Geese. Do not try to resist. All hail the Honk.
The Goosening is here.
by All hail the honk October 18, 2022
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What you call your partner when they are gas-lighting their friends into thinking you're a racist. This is also considered a slur, its what's known as a "reflective slur".
Why would you say that you Silly Little Doodle Gooseling!
by dumbnerdy May 28, 2025
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